literally this:

https://devrant.com/rants/1310855/...

Happy XXI - 2021, 21 Jan, 21:21:21 UTC !

password.trim()

when you mistype "docker"...

Every time when being too lazy to type "localhost" completely and quickly hit Enter, going to "Shakira - Loca" trap.

#include <stdio.h>

/*
* Windows Update Algorithm
*/

int main()
{
int percent = 1;

while (percent <= 100) {
printf("Working on updates\n");
printf("%i %% complete\n", percent);
printf("Don't turn off your computer\n\n");

if (percent == 30) {
printf("Restarting\n");
break;
}

percent++;
}

return 0;
}

Try playing T-Rex game in chrome with dark mode enabled. For me, this looks like a bug, but maybe it's a feature!

fancy coding standards

honest DB design

When you realize that "O&O ShutUp10" (AntiSpy tool for Windows) creator company is a Gold Microsoft Partner

Next generation JSON representation algorithm

I don't like when depending on something, e.g. smoking or coffee, but
still have to carry on dependencies in node_modules.

Rule #0:
If solution requires internet connection, write it as web app.

Do you agree ?

Email clients, please DO NOT TRIM THE TITLE !

That exciting moment when remotely connected from one job's computer to second job's PC and doing third job's tasks. 😏

.close_or_that_will_be_your_problem { }

My employee is too damn 1337, using Tor Browser's "Private Window" for more anonymity.

So I moved to a new company.
When entered there at first working day, found one candle on my table. I suppose that former employee left it for me.
Hmm, do you think the same thing as I do ?

What a stupid configuration of firewall at my work:

devrant -> blocked because of entertainment category.
xvideos -> no problem at all.

Conclusion: sysadmin likes watching porn.

When a bug becomes feature

Secure database configuration

this.is = (bool)shit;

Testing API endpoints