8 rules of freelancing which newbie should know:

Rule 1: never pick up a half done website.

Rule 2: never take a job where they want to "do things themselves". And don't work with fixed prices if you calculate your price on a best case scenario.

Rule 3: don't do content management

Rule 4: don't promise a sales target on their website.

Rule 5: start sending invoices every money and not just at the end of the project.

Rule 6: Put every website on your own webserver and don't release it untill it's paid.

Rule 7: Don't work for free.

Rule 8: Don't work for free.

Credit: Jhon Dear

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

For new Linux Users...

Let's play Sudo, a Linux board game

We are in 2017! :)

"We need you to build a feature on our website to stop people taking screenshots. I can use the print screen key and then easily print out our website design. You need to make the site design harder to copy".

This is an extract from a recent client email I received. To say I'm in shock is an understatement.

Best one...

Exactly

The best is yet to come

F*** Missed Ruby...

Windows
Best for handling stupid clients

Mac
Best for looking professional

Linux
Best price.

Lollll

Programmer's hardest tasks..

Developer stages...

Simple, it's recursion

Got the stickers.
Thanks @dfox

Answer: Very Slowly!

The Programmer's Circle... :-D

The reasons of existence behind every programming language.

boss: we need to develop an app, this is the client brief, we have 3 days

Anyone else dislike when a company hires you for Backend application development and you start doing front end web development

Pleb: "What's your job?"
Me: "I'm a programmer."
Pleb: "Great, because I have a problem with my pri..."
Me: "STOP! Last person who thought I was a printer support serf got strangled with the printer cable."
Pleb: "But it's a wireless printer."
Me: "Right, where's the power cord?"

"Other" seems to be some kind of antimatter

I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Gamers behold

The only expressions devs have

Gets me everytime..

😝😝 I wish...