When you spend too much time doing JS...

This is my social and Dev life ;(

After years of game dev!

Our prayers have been answered

Did know you could use more than 100% of your ram

: reddit

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

Landing your first developer job be like...

Was searching for a pixel art Tux and couldn't find any.

Tried to make one.

My coworker left his Windows 10 system unlocked today.

Me:

1. Print screen on desktop
2. Saves the image
3. Sets image as wallpaper
4. Hides desktop icons
5. Changes taskbar alignment to the right and enables auto hide.
6. 🤣🤣🤣

Was watching a soap with my girlfriend and they were trying to hack into the network of a hospital.. oh my

Ripped through the letter in excitement while opening the parcel :(
Anyway, great stress ball! Let's hope it works

My wife came home from her baby shower with this onesie. It made me so happy.

The world is about to end

thats how I will handle IE support in the future ^^

When you don't read the documentation for a new programming language...

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

Natural Language Programming

Every computer programmer. :)

Is it wrong to hate Java?

I use Python, JavaScript and Go( very rarely)..

Well that was a fun call I just had.

Owner of the company I freelance for: Hey I forgot to tell you something.

Me: What?

Owner: I bought you a plane ticket to fly to Puerto Rico. You're heading out in a month.

Me: What?! Why????

Owner: To set up cryptocurency mining rigs.

Me: Just because I know a bit about mining doesn't make me an expert.

Owner: We have $80k in our pocket in investments from outside parties, with another $20-30k on the way. You get 20% of the coins mined for as long as you manage it.

Me: So we're gonna set up several rigs, utilizing a b250 motherboard, g4400 CPU, 8GB of RAM and 10 GPUs each. We'll have AMD rigs for monero and Nvidia rigs for Ethereum and others. We'll use awesome miner for profitability switching on the fly. Each machine is probably going to be $5k each, possibly $4k with bulk discounts. We'll need at least 1500W per rig for power, 2000W to be safe, so we need to make sure we have ample power delivery to the mining warehouse.

Owner: I thought you weren't an expert?

Me: I'm not, but when there's money involved my motivation to Google goes into overdrive.

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Why are all (or at least 90%) the programming courses so booooring?

proud programmer

I shall not be limited by the boundaries that they have defined for me! I shall break free from these chains and transcend my internal barriers!
I shall earn my freedom!
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When you've been only doing web dev for a while:

Long time, no c

My classmates are such hypocrites. They pretend to be programmers, but they can't fool me.

"Oh sorry. I can't show you the result of my html code. I have to compile it first, but there's no WiFi."

There's so many things wrong with that.

Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!

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