So today i thought about setting up backups on my server.. Guess what..

HDD broke randomly overnight.

Cool story bro.

Fuck.

Here we see the tracks of a JavaDev, which escaped from its basement enjoying the first snow...

Working with that one friend that likes to design things like this:

So I was forced to use WordPress...

Hey chrome, can you do this?

keeping up with the ridiculous job titles, WTF is an "iOS King"?

I would actually avoid applying for that job as I couldn't bare to call myself that, or have others

wk87 is a dangerous topic for me, i've been through a lot. I apologise for what I am about to inflict on this network over the coming week.

Most incompetent co-worker, candidate 1, "T".

T was an embedded C developer who talked openly about how he's been writing code since he was 14, knew all the C system libraries and functions like the back of his hand. For the most part, he did ... but not how to actually use them, as (based on his shocking ... well everything) he was inflicted by some sort of brain disorder not yet fully understood by medical science. Some highlights:

- Myself and the CTO spent 4 days teaching him what a circle buffer was and how to build one.
- His final circle buffer implementation had about 3 times as much code as he actually needed.
- When the code was running too slowly on the device, we didn't try find any performance improvements, or debug anything to see if there was anything taking too long. No not with T, T immediately blamed TCP for being inefficient.
- After he left we found a file called "TCP-Light" in his projects folder.
- He accused the CTO of having "violent tendencies" because he was playing with a marker tossing it up in the air and catching it.
- He once managed to leave his bank statements, jumper and TROUSERS in the bathroom and didn't realise until a building wide email went out.
- He once .... no hang on, seriously his fucking trousers, how?
- He accused us all of being fascists because we gave out to him for not driving with his glasses, despite the fact his license says he needs to (blind as a bat).

... why were his trousers off in the first place? and how do you forget ... or miss the pile of clothes and letters in a small bathroom.

Moving on, eventually he was fired, but the most depressing thing of all about T, is that he might not even be top of my list.

Tune in later for more practiceSafeHex's most incompetent co-worker!!!

Choose yourself:
The one who is too lazy too stand up, the one reinstalled his PC literally every week, or the toxic guy that nobody wants too work with.

Fuck yea!
My employer just approved, that I can use my own opensource project, at the company project.

Since december Windows keeps telling me that my IT administrator wants to scan my items when I build something in Visual Studio.

We have no IT administrator.

The illuminati are controlling my anti virus software

How i love well documented code *_*

I broke my 7-segment and now it's just saying "GG"

💻💻💻

fear {
display: none;
}

How my family sees me

I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

You guys are scared about net neutrality?
Worry not, I got the solution to this.

Life saver

Where you're really into computers and shit but your parents forced you to become doctor.

I commit this here. just in case

Saw this on insta thought it was pretty funny

More active than me

It's hard enough for beginner programers...

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Sleeplessness !

Good job.

Nope.. Not doing that.

Well played google

Anybody tried code licking to solve your problems?