Not easy to spot

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

I simply must haz!!!

https://instagram.com/p/...

Every job interview question ever

It's damn right😂😂😂😂

I am the internet...

"PHP does not need good practices, because the use of PHP it is already a good practice". This is one of the loading messages in the Slack where I work.

PS: We do not use PHP there.

Irony is, the person who put this is on his seat is German 🙂 🇩🇪

Best xcode review ever

for fucks sake

ARPAWOCKY

Twas brillig, and the Protocols
Did USER-SERVER in the wabe.
All mimsey was the FTP,
And the RJE outgrabe,

Beware the ARPANET, my son;
The bits that byte, the heads that scratch;
Beware the NCP, and shun
the frumious system patch,

He took his coding pad in hand;
Long time the Echo-plex he sought.
When his HOST-to-IMP began to limp
he stood a while in thought,

And while he stood, in uffish thought,
The ARPANET, with IMPish bent,
Sent packets through conditioned lines,
And checked them as they went,

One-two, one-two, and through and through
The IMP-to-IMP went ACK and NACK,
When the RFNM came, he said "I'm game",
And sent the answer back,

Then hast thou joined the ARPANET?
Oh come to me, my bankrupt boy!
Quick, call the NIC! Send RFCs!
He chortled in his joy.

Twas brillig, and the Protocols
Did USER-SERVER in the wabe.
All mimsey was the FTP,
And the RJE outgrabe.

D.L. COVILL
May 1973

The difference between coding academic Java and enterprise Java .... :)

My every day life

I couldn't have said it better myself😂

And you can only hope you don't have to compile it yourself using alternate sources.

How language creators choose the function to get the size of an array..

I mean, the life could be more simple, this is just an example.

can be explaned by space/time difference when you switch to standard usage vs the current you are in and violate a bit. lols

Me: ;
Python:

Me: "Hey [Fren], name yourself after [Fren 2]'s town"

Fren: "sure"

Me:

Do not close lid!

Just found hackthissite !
AMAZING! I just can't stop doing challenges!

Forums are the reason half of the programrs have jobs.

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

OpenCL...

Okay so I'm completely new to OpenCL and I just put some stuff together to get a simple GPU Kernel running. Well that worked pretty good.

The reason I got into OpenCL was because I wanted to do some simple SHA1 cracking on my GPU. What I did was, I got a fast implementation of SHA1 from the internet, which works perfect in normal C++, but for OpenCL I have to rewrite some things. So I replaced all the memset and memcpy and so on with simple for loops and it still worked. Now, this should work on OpenCL, too, I thaught. God I was wrong!

Somehow the clBuildKernel got executed normally, but when I try to access the returned value (the error code) I get an Access Violation? It just doesn't make any sense to me?

Well I will try some stuff tomorrow again and I will find a solution for sure, but still, until now I just don't understand it.

Who has got system like this.. Raise your hands 😂

How I imagine it vs How my users use it.

LMFAOOOOOOO

AI developers be like

If someone learns Open GL, i made demo for gl primitives that you can play with:
https://pogromistdev.github.io/GL_P...

I can't emphasize enough how accurate this is 🤦‍♂