notifications be like

$ alias sudo='sudo '
(note the intentional space within the quotes, allows using aliases with sudo)

And then:
$ alias fucking=sudo

Allows stuff like:
$ fucking rm /important-stuffs
$ fucking service foobar stop
$ fucking reboot

Enjoy!

Who says a dev doesn't go outside? I barely stay somewhere indoor more than a couple of hours.
Now that everyone is sharing their setups:

Six months ago my girlfriend broke up with me...
BUT since then I've...
•Found the wonderful world of devRant
•Gotten back into electronics
•Taught myself PCB design
•Gotten back into programming
•Made a discord bot
•Started teaching myself calculus
•Began building an ai for said discord bot
•Designed a wireless mesh networking NIC for the TI84+CE

Sure I feel like shit most of the time but before I did anyway but I've been super productive and it feels kind of nice

loving xkcd comics!

When you go to type portal.office.com and pornhub.com appears in the auto fill on a clients computer..

Thanks for the info

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

Me: *puts small piece of tape over webcam*

NSA: Okay guys, shut it all down. No way we can record from the microphone, log keys, access the file system, USB devices, network data or watch the screen. He did the tape.

Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

I guess my dog doesnt like Dev rant. Bye bye 1.5 year old stress ball :,(

A sad day it is

If you can't save yourself anymore...

So, do you sell liquids or gasses? 🤔

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

The teacher didn't show up and everybody left, so i did a little painting 😅

*sigh*

My wife helps me to debug

Lol
[the image is not mine]

Pain ☹️
The real Pain

A lady has brought her iMac onto the train! Has she not heard of a laptop?? wtf!!!

Source: https://twitter.com/davidhill_co/...

It's algorithm or algorithm? Or the "rithm" is silent?

What does dfox say ?

DEV, DEV, DEV, DEV ,DEV, DEV
RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

Holding the power button to shut down your computer feels like you're choking someone to death.

I started counting at 0

suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

When your boss asks you to debug some crappy legacy code and you need to bring in the heavy artillery

Would love to try this volume slider. More over here — https://designernews.co/stories/...

Because you can't improve on perfection