to great not to share.

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

Dev russian roulette

As sad as true :[

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.

Person: What do you do for a living?

Programmer: I'm an etymologist

Person: What does that mean?

Programmer: I work with bugs

using my local provider

I wish my mind had its own terminal.
Just imagine...

sudo apt-get install English

I remember the first time I had a code block, I sat on my desk for up to 18 hours trying to fix it. In the end realizing that my impatience is not helping me. It was all in vain. A tired mind did not help.

I finally came to realise that I was lacking on knowledge and a tired brain did not help. I did it the next day but learnt a huge lesson. When it's just not your day, it's not you day. A fresh mind will help next day. Relax, do anything apart from code.

Too much of code can drain you of ideas and smartness. You need to let your mind breathe. Life away from the PC is important too.

Interviewer: So here are the technical tests. You have 20min.
Me: We agree I can use the internet?
Interviewer: No, sorry.
Me: Good, I'll make you pen&paper websites then. Seriously!?

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in near future.
Me: to get a 175+ on my Rant.

Couldn't resist sharing this one

This dude nailed description 🙌🏼

I've finally started using my stickers :) 6 months or so on!

My humble setup.
Sitting/Standing desk duet.

I got stickers!!! B)

P.S. Only a week for NYC to Veliko Gradište, Serbia?! I'm pleasantly surprised!

In case you haven't seen this: 😂

Always be ready for those long nights!

Oops. Did I say copy/paste. I meant to say: "Inspiration"

Many people say, that devRant made it to their home screens.
On my phone, devRant made it to the quick actions.

When the method name was too long and it's like describing the entire function.

Like getUserByUserIdOrderByAgeAndHaveAtLeastOneChild ()
:)

alias "git commit"="git reset --hard HEAD"

/* this should return true, if it doesn't - I don't know why */

Hey guys have you heard about that band called 1023MB? They haven't had a gig yet.

Found this in our production code which is probably in running in thousands of machine :D

+1 to websites that disable right click. Come on, they tried :)

Hey guys, I was wondering how much you're paid per month, how long have you been a dev and where you're from.
Personally, FR here paid 1500€ ($1700) +- for 3 years XP.

Am I the only one who finds single page website designs too boring and generic? Frameworks, on one side, increase our overall productivity but on the other side kill all our creativity.

Familiar with this Book?
My Teacher said it's the Bible of Algorithms for Beginners.

I really wish I had known this before. Check this out guys. You can type a unix command and find out what each options mean. Rather than man paging the commands this is a easier way to do it :)