In networking class today:

Student - "But this is just in theory, how does it work in practice?"

Lecturer - "In theory, theory and practice are the same thing."

May your code rest in peace!

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

Should I add this to crontab?
(found this hanging in the office)

As someone moving from java to rust, I feel attacked.

Schrödinger’s semicolon

Source: reddit r/programming

Wait... Why didn't anyone thought about that?

No questions asked

Being organized even in a messed up situation is a skill tho

Different error is better 👍

1. Buy boxes of orange juice, almost past their expiry date.
2. Put boxes on the hot office windowsill for a few weeks.
3. Cool down juice in fridge.
4. "Hey dear coworker, would you like a refreshing juice box on this hot spring day?"
5. Watch coworker retch and vomit, spitting blue-grayish juice over his desk, crying: "Why would you give me old moldy juice without checking the date?"
6. "Do you remember when you told me you didn't have time for unit tests? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, DAVE, THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEPLOY UNTESTED CODE.... NOW FINISH YOUR JUICE!"

I would be totally surprised with starting at 4 and stopping at 6!

When they force you to comment every single thing you do but you're too lazy.

At least once!

Why do Pokemon masters love JavaScript?

Because you gotta, try/catch them all

Haha. No laughs? Okay

*curls into a ball

Government on crypto currencies

Government - "You could loose all your money"
Government Again - "You could loose all your money"
Government in loop- "You could loose all your money"

News - "Government planning to ban crypto currencies"

-Market crashed

Government - "Told Ya"

i feel like there needs to be a volume 3 as well

When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

Hey, have you ever wanted to punch a developer 8611 times before?

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

Types of Bug Fixing 🤣🤣

Make fun of your manager or system admin by this. Tell me what happen next!

Sleeplessness !

It's funny because it's true

Jep, that's one way to handle this...

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

right now😂😂😂😂

Splitting 5 lines of code to 3 functions