Visual Studio.

Takes forever to install. Takes forever x 2 to uninstall.

University highlight

Professor: I uploaded 25 C exercises with a 3 week deadline at eclass.

*4 hours later* Me: I completed the exercises.

Professor: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Me: Let me show you

???

Professor : Feel free to skip class for the rest of the month

Well played!

CSS can kill you!

Usual legacy development flow (https://turnoff.us/geek/...)

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

The life of a frontend developer

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

The proper use of comments is to compensate for our failure to express ourself in code.

Quote of the book "Clean Code" by "Uncle Bob".

#ShotsFired

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

Stupid private repos

Programming in a nutshell

"Im a wordpress developer"

No you are a human segfault

A customer just suggested that we use HTML for our web application...

Don't you just love it when customers give you coding advice 😝

Phoney call from MS:
- We at Microsoft have detected an issue with your PC.
- Oh, I only have a Mac.
- But that is fine, I will transfer you to the Mac department...

I just got a mail from a software company in Denmark that they wanted to hire, because they "analyzed my open source GitHub contributions" and they think I'd be a good Backend Engineer using Java.

What they don't seem to realise is that the only thing I use GitHub for is college projects and 2 Minecraft mods, that I'm only 17 years old and not really in a position to move from the Netherlands to Denmark...

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

But that is my email....

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

/bin/cat

JUST IN: Client wants to give me 25 character, mixed case password over the phone because the internet is UNSAFE

Every software should have this

Right in the feels... 😂

Same goes for my parents... lol

when eslint has had enough of your shit

When someone tells you they thought their iPhone 6 was water proof because they installed iOS 10. Facepalm 😖👋

If only more manager would think like this! Constant interruptions are poison to the performance of any dev team.

Wikipedia says that a nerd/geek lacks social skills. They should see this amazing community, thanks DevRant :)

When will people learn that?
Java!=JavaScript

"Tests are only for developers that can't write good codes"

-My senior, 2016

Halloween.