My dudes, I am proud to say I finally got a summer internship as a web developer!!!! After many rejection emails I finally did it!

Umaru-chan and Teddy would like to wish you all a Happy Valentine's

Got to the office today and found everything gone. Fuckers stole all the computers.

Anyone here who also got super bored while on a porn site and ended up pentesting that porn site..?

Looking for Software Engineers with POOP experience!

8th wonder of the world, Tower of BSOD.

After work... BEER!

(That is all!)

Does anyone else sometimes feel like they're working in 'the IT crowd'?

Agile my ass. Stand ups should not take 40 min.

(sorry if this is a repost!)

Just saw this comment in our code:

// TODO: think of a better way to do this

Committed June 12, 2012

"You send an email this morning that you're going to reset the firewall, is there anything I can help with?"

"Well a good blowjob would be of great assistance"

One of the project manager came to one of our senior pro developer to say something. Before he even said anything the senior dev said:

Oh Fuck, not you again!

The pm politely left the area

How much coffee do you consume in a day? I'm somewhere between 3-5 cups

When looking at old code I wrote:

Why did you do this to me, past me? I hate you!

Oh my glorious diarrhea code.

DELETE FROM
[table]
WHERE
id = id

(instead of @id)

"The command exited with a non-zero status," is always such a nice greeting.

Thank you Google for splitting my package

was never a fan of caffeine/coffee, neither knew its importance then i started night shift. Now i am like "all hail coffee"

My teacher gave me "winrar.rar" file for install winrar.

well, sorry Dave

Ive got a suggestion for this app. When one rants, he has to select whether its a rant, joke, achievement, celebration, (or your wife gave a birth to a baby) etc etc and we can filter them on our "Rants" activity.

And when dfox comes up with algo v3 he can preference different rants according to categories.

this books may change your life.

PS: first rant, you guys are great

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For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

I was using chrome + Android studio simultaneously on my windows. I saw 3 episodes of 'friends' while my Gradle build finished.

I love code but my wife comes first. My kids come first. Although I do code for gun, a lot of times my other hobbies come first.

My life comes first. Am I alone?

Incompatible types. Needs to casted before assigned. 😂

Being the champ. ;)

Everyday Build releases for closed Alpha.

My PM wants our QA to do "Little bit Smoke testing" and "little bit regression" .