Credit imgur.

A friend of mine was playing Destiny 2 just now and the game crashed. This was legit the error message :

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

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Current State

Binary is easy to teach

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

Auuuuu 😢

My kind of solving a issue
1st day:in my name they assigned a issue,searching the bug or issue where it is
2nd day:stackoverflow,copy and paste,open several tabs blah blah, solving a issue and fix and I test on my own
3rd day
4th day
5th day:status still working
Next week: push a code in gitlab
TL:it's take to one week to solve a issue
Mindvoice:if I finish, you will assign a tough task

When company gave me a SSH I am a noob I have a filezilla what I do is delete all temp files and clear log files
Because the log file size goes 1gb After next day all are looking weird
Senior developer:wtf are you doing yesterday
Me: delete all the tmp files and log files 😂😂

Coolest commit history I have seen!

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

Every now and then... try this.

*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*

Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"

Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"

Mom: *looks confused*

"I also want to use Fesabook on it"

Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*

*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*

Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"

*One hour later*

*Mom calls*

"Son, I think the laptop broke"

Me: "What? What happened?"

Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)

Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"

Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"

Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."

Mom: "What a ripoff"

*Hangs up the phone*

Hello everyone,
I am a french student and I was wondering if college sucks everywhere ...
This is my third college year and I have the feeling that I am wasting my time.

I am in a quite good engineering school but most of the programming courses suck because «teachers» are clueless about the course that they give.

I am not here to tell that «I am better than them blabla» but I just wanted to know if the quality of education has slightly dropped not only in France.

I am really interested in your opinion, feel free to debate in the comments :)

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Just fucking start it.

Don't stop before it is done.

Take breaks when needed.

And don't forget to have fun!

Yeah! I moved to Greenland 🇬🇱 and this is only a few minutes walk from where I work, soon going to make a punch clock system for the bar I tend!

Excited? Oh yeah!

And finally, I'm on vacation till the next week!! Fuck yes!!!

I have a casual retail job and I need to sell this... It really hurts me.

Google’s first tweet

This is why we can't have good things

This is me everytime I SSH into my other linux computers, feels good man

I dont know why..But i laughed for 5 minutes after seeing the last comment . Maybe personal experience..

Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

Dad: “Hey son.. I have this new software called blablablu.."

Me: "yeah?.."

Dad: "well it's not working.. there's an error and it's not doing what I want.."

Me: "okay.. I don't know.. sorry.. I don't know that software.. I can't help you.."

Dad: "you're studying computer science... you should know what to do.."

You ****ing serious?! -.-

Tony is awesome

The download speed surpassed the speed of light this going backwards in time and appearing as negative number.
BAM