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Machine Learning messed up!

joke/meme stackoverflow bot machine learning

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"It is not so hard to be original, what is hard, is to be original with continuity." - Andrés Segovia

random random quote
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Finally moved to arch. It's been a great journey and finally settled on arch.

rant arch lovelinux linux archislove

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Me: "So, to recap.. I'll be creating an integration between your site and [some software]. It will require [list of todos and features].. I expect this to take 4 hours over the next 2 business days."

Client: "But [referring company] said this would only take like 15 minutes.."

rant the horror why would you do that time issues

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Where there's a problem, there's a hack

joke/meme hack developer life problems problem programmer life

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How I react when I encounter bugs...

joke/meme bugs crazy rants

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Kotlin! I recently transitioned to kotlin for Android Development and it's such an exciting journey!!!

rant wk97

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credits to SoftEngr page (imstillonfb)

joke/meme

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This is bullshit.

We've got a project where we need to build a robot that can:
A. Follow a line.
B. Avoid obstacles
C. Go through a maze.

This, in itself, is fine. I can manage.

The problem is, the teacher that is supposed to support the course, is never where he's supposed to be.
Ie: he was supposed to be in the classroom to answer questions and give feedback yesterday from 09:00 to 13:00. The fucker didn't fuckin show up.

OK, so today, he's supposed to be here too, I've been sat in his classroom without him waiting for over an hour...

Also, no way I can do the maze part without knowing what defines a fucking blocked path, is it going to be a physical object or is the line going to be a different cor if you're not allowed to pass there?

I'm getting tired of this bs.

rant can't handle these people fuck robots too tired for this shit shitty teachers

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If you worked at/for devrant, and you wanted to rant about work, where would you rant at?

question hmmm

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New Programmer's be like...

joke/meme
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When you install an adblocker and still get ads.

joke/meme apps adblocker android ads ads everywhere sneaky playstore pop-ups

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Um. ??

joke/meme google google search

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God word..😂😂😂

joke/meme
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Feeling frustrated/angry because you can't get that piece of code to work? Just remember that Dev in Hindi almost loosely translates to God :P

joke/meme

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When you finish a HTML + CSS assignment that's due in one week in 5 minutes.

rant i am in the wrong room

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Teacher: *writes <!doctype html> in his web page*

Teacher: Of course we're going to use HTML 5 for our application!

Also teacher: *continues to demonstrate <center> and <font> tags*

Ffs...

rant font html5 help center

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The only place where it's okie for a parent to kill its child #programming

rant process kill parent child

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Travelled 4 hours to an interview to do a JavaScript paper test with questions copied from W3C academy👌

rant

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I have this super comfortable OpenSUSE Tumbleweed shirt that I really like, but my girlfriend does not. She says it makes me look too geeky.

Fine, I wore it to the gym and made new Linux friends there. So I guess I won in the end.

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old school programmers be like

undefined vim sublime vscode atom code-editors

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I miss Windows old screensavers.

rant windows screensavers

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Seriously... who here actually thinks like this??

joke/meme index meme wtf

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That was.. Unexpected...

rant graphics drivers upside down ubuntu

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I was on Tumblr and I thought I was on devRant so when I was scrolling I kept wondering why everyone kept posting book aesthetic pictures.

Either I spend way to much time on devRant, or I need to sleep.

rant

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Tester - The app has a bug when I try to buy a ticket
Me - okay, what's the bug ?
Tester - it shows an error
Me (trying to not high-five him with a chair in the face) - What's the error message?
Tester - ah nvm it works now!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Explain the issue you dimwit, don't just say it doesn't fucking work!

rant rage dimwit tester

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I really hate windows update. I got my exams tomorrow.. It's still updating :(

joke/meme windows sad life fml

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And when I was 12,I was like, playing tetris on my brick game 9999 in 1xD

joke/meme

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Just a little bit of venting from me (written in GT for speed):

>be me
>apply for a programming job at a local company
>interviewer says that he's impressed with my resume and says that he'll call me
>one week later
>"hey anon, drop by our office, you're hired!"
>hot diggity damn!
>papers say that it's a help desk job
>"oh don't worry about it, it's just that we don't have a programming sector yet"
>wtf the job offer was for programmers but w/e a job is a job is a job
>start working there. Really mineal shit like fixing entries on SQL, resetting modems, etc.
>decide to write a couple of scripts for more mechanical tasks such as gathering .xml for the accountant
>everything is peaches and gravy
>one day the boss calls me into his office
>"hey anon, you're fired!"
>ask him why
>tells me my coworkers ratted me out on the scripts, says that I'm cheating on the job
>ni🅱️🅱️a wut???
>try to explain myself to him but he won't listen
>get fired after 4 months of being the most productive member of the team

That serves me right for trying to be good at my shitty ass job. Oh well.

rant helpdesk first job

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I used to prefer, think, and code in loops rather recursion.

Now though somehow it's the other way around...

And I have to assure myself why a piece of code I wrote won't cause a Stack overflow... and that if I really had to I could convert it back to a loop.

Haven't done it though for a awhile tho...

rant

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