Show some respect... 🙌

Happy new year guys

Now thats somethin new XD

Found it online, this should be advertised 😆

✈️ to my girlfriend's place to meet her after years of long distance relationship.
Wish me luck guys

!rant

I applied to three totally exciting jobs tonight. (!!!)
I feel so giddy ;3

Also: I had no idea salaries were so much higher than what I've been earning. I feel so horribly used and abused and undervalued. Toxic environment, indeed!

I will be so so so glad to leave it all behind. (And finally move!)

eeeeeeee!

Finally sharing my desk! The team is allowed to work in a dark room, the proper environment for developers.

Boss: I saw your last commit, great work!
Dev: But... You told me to delete all the features I added...
Boss: Yes, fantastic improvements!

Saw this a long time ago. I think it belongs here..

How developers deal with someone else's code!
Fixing bugs after bugs and it goes on.

Great timing

credits to @mattiasgeniar

Poor things!

If recruiters had a playlist 😂

But wait!! It's great idea!!

“Why don’t you have a girlfriend? You have such a great personality”

“I’m a programmer.”

“Oh. I see.”

Window XP things 😂

What a horrible feeling when you pin a shortcut to taskbar then launch it and you find yourself with two icons on the taskbar.

How i listen to songs while coding:

Take a headphone, using it, start coding..., after 2 hours, damn i forgot start the music 🙄

I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.

Wait... Why didn't anyone thought about that?

Except for vim...

So if anyone have post it before please tell me and I will erase

rockstar developer

The real debugger.

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

Found in Twitter...made my day..😊😊

Outrageous!!!