Not me, but a colleague of mine ordered 10,000 pens with <company>.com printed on them - but our company had a .org address.

Someone is testing on production...

New shipment is in. You can never have enough Raspberry Pi's. ;)

Client: I want all cookies blocked on my computer.

Me: Are you sure? Some things won't work if i do that. Like using online banking.

Client: I don't use it, so it's fine.

*Two weeks pass. I have to come back and see three bankcards laying on the table*

Client: I'm not able to use online banking anymore. Can you fix it?

Come on! You pay me to give advice and help out with problems. The least you could do is listen.

"Privacy reminder: This website uses cookies, and if you delete them, you'll have to click away this reminder again and again."

! (rant)

Someone here said that you could get free stuff from Github if you're a student.

Thank you very much.

I got the Student Developer Pack - 2 year membership!

Functional programming jokes don't work because there are no side effects

So, if you are a programming "ninja", does that mean you sneak into other repositories and burn them down or poison the author?

I've been creating my Typescript/C# projects using SOLID principles. Whenever someone randomly joins me in my projects at work, i feel they need a lot of help. Specially since they know programming, but are not familiar with SOLID.

Like ohhh ok you created a base class for that, or ohhh that method already exists in the base class sorry i've implemented it again, or ohhhh ok you already implemented this method in that class.

The more classes i create the more complicated it becomes, sometimes for me too!
I feel I have to write a documentation for the code I write just to keep up with the different, but code changes/augments so writing a doc is really time consuming.

However if i didnt create base classes or interfaces it would be less complicated to browse through method definitions.

I am happy with the code like that though, but in some specific times it's a pain in the ass.
Comments?

Can't even find a proper way to learn android app development.. Some tutorials are way too basic and others way too advanced.. Even books arent of much help to me... I know the basics... How do i learn further :/ How do i code without having to look at some example every time ://

So there is the webapp that the national post is using in Hungary. When you want to search a street in the given city you have to wait until the whole fucking list is populated and the street names are filtered afterwards. (I've got it he only wanted one request per street). But if that won't be enough the drop down menu is offset in some resolutions and the console is full of errors.

I can live with that even with the duplicate street name, but how dare you to publish an app with a search function that is unable to work with the special characters of the specific language? It's not even hard to make it work. You just a lazy ass dumbfuck who copy pasted something from stack overflow and didn't make the effort of testing it.

I mean I would probably jump off of a brifge if I would make such a huge mistake.

Devs be like
*sees spiral shaped anything*
OMG DEBIAN DEBIAN DEBIAN!!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!11

When you install Java it says "3 billion devices run java"

Well I'm not sure how many of those devices actually respond

I would say world peace, but that's had unlimited money and time into it and still failing, so I'll go for a sentient robot unicorn.

I spent all my saving on a new PC... I wanted the stickers... But no rant of mine gets enough upvotes :/

"Isn't that Java?" - bypassing stranger who happens to look over your shoulder when you're coding in public.

If you ever feel unuseful remember macOS server exists

Always answer these 2 questions in your commit message: (1) what will happen if this commit applied? (2) why this change is being made?

Pro Tip: You can drastically reduce keystrokes in any editor by using your brain before typing.

I really hate it when the old guys always get all the say in our architecture. They always want to do it in stupid low level languages too. Ever heard of Go and Scala? Put away your cane grandpa

Student next to me tried to be cool and opened a terminal window and said to me: "I'm hacking someone." He was just running "apt-get update" ...

!rant
What's your favorite style of indentation and why is it tabs?

Error! Factory produced more than one instance of Singleton!

<meta-rant>
Kind of surprising to see how many people here learned to program while under 18 (like me) instead of from a traditional college. Curious if that affects anyone else's choice to go to college.
</meta-rant>

I don't remember seing it here, found it on imgur. It was part of a few other pictures with the theme "Barbie is coding" :)

I just spent 5 minutes trying to fix an error saying that I am missing a ";".

I saw a ; at the end of statement but I kept on getting the error.

After cleaning the monitor the ; disappeared and I was able to see the problem.

Clean your monitor once in a while.

When you mix art with science

#tower-of-pisa {
font-style: italic
}

Entire building falls down

Fuck, forgot a semicolon. I hate CSS.

I gave several of you fellow ranters a little gift of "mass ++" tonight and I bet you're wondering why. I'm new to this rant and everyone has been very kind and open. Anyone that commented or ++ any of my rants received a "serial liking." @Letmecode is still my favorite ranter =)