Friend: what do you do?
Me: I'm a programmer
Friend: could you fix my computer ?
Me: Kill Me(Thinks).

When deadline is near..

Making robot to do all my jobs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them!!!

January 1 is comming -> It's time for lots of birthday notification in Facebook. :/

Which browser did/do Microsoft employees use before/after Edge at the office ?

!n case someone is unfamiliar with this joke ::

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, *"But how'd you know?"**

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

They said, create variables...
not war...

Introducing Cyberwar 1.0

!rant
I need to learn xml. any resource suggestion ?

Two B or not Two B'

Thanks for sending in these stickers.

Whenever we think that we are almost done with the project, client realizes more things he wants in the product.

!rant thinking of learning machine learning. Have no much maths background. Where do I start?

Links, blog's, books, examples, tutorials, anything. Need help.

Interviewer at the end of the meet : Do you have any other queries..?

Our programming guy : of course, select * from ...

Just joined devRant, feels like home
Awesome this is.

Jekyll is an awesome tool for blogging from terminal.

Fedora Love
Booting

Teacher: You should plant trees at least on your birthdays. Go green.
Me: I do it daily Sir! Check my Github, its really green.

:D

Love sleeping

I prefer Telegram than facebook and viber. You?

If press this button <del> will you die??

Indian priminister modi is popular in coding realm too... i c bunch of modifier (modify, modification) now and then

Programmer is social only when s/he sit on commod... :p

If i delete the small ; here .. whole app will collapse in new york city
This is called butterfly effect.
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What about ruby on rocket....
😎
Ancronym will be same 🤣

Var gf = [];

I'm thinking of removing heatsink and palcing my hand instead .... ❄️❄️❄️❄️

Phone full of messaging app 😤

Hello friends i got neighbor wifi password

ssid => Digicom_wifi

password=> "an0therant"

enjoy and thank me later
Yahooo

Trying to write more commit , so that i can stay top in github project chart with less real code be like....
Git commit -am "added p in code"
Git commit -am "added r in code"
Git commit -am " added i in code"
Git commit -am "added n in code"
Gir commit -am "added t in code"
Git commit -am " gave the proper indentation to print"