The company a friend of mine works at ordered some CPUs. This is how they were delivered...

Damn true!

To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.

Is this Docker ?

Genius troll 😂😂

DevRant should support code snippets `like this` and
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Me : The website renewal bill is up and it will due in 30 days

Client : Sleep

Me : 14 days

Client : Sleep

Me : 7 days

Client : Sleep

Me : Last notice, it'll be dead tommorow if we dont pay today

Client : Sleep

*website dies*

Me : F

Client the day after suspension : Hey, we can't access the site.

Me : Play dead

***

I think i should say "email service will die if you don't pay the renewal bill" instead

based on how quick they react when shit stopped working

True Story :)

My boss just came to me and demanded that we drop the first layer of security from our new servers so that the snake oil salesmen he used can open test it. I did try to explain that you don't remove security to test security.

I mean, they're not wrong...

Some recruiters are just pure genuises...

Would you like some scrollbars with that?

Python is so ridiculously easy and fast to write, I'm just waiting for the release where you just say:

def main():
make_program("RegExParser", "fast", "fancy")

And that's it...

All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

YouTube comments at it's best

It is bothering me more than it should

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

It's magic!

How my family sees me

Me: I mend shoes

So this is a comparison of mobile contract prices in Europe which include 50 GB per month. I think I don‘t want to live in Germany anymore 😓

France: 14,49€
Swiss: 25,46€
...
Germany: 199,95€

Who thinks they could improve these every single time they use them?

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Oh sh*t

Mostly!

Oh!! Nevermind!!

So these guys have created cool project devbanner.center

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Laughed more than I'd like to admit tbh

"I'll have what she's having." 😂😂