My life partener and best friend is in the hospital with a heart attack. 😞

javascript generated captcha and javascript captcha validation in my university website... over hundred thousand students use this website to check results

function ValidCaptcha(){
var string1 = removeSpaces(document.getElementById("AVCODE").value);
var string2 = removeSpaces(document.getElementById("UVCODE").value);
if (string1 == string2){
return true;
}
else{
alert("invalid captcha");
return false;
}
}
function removeSpaces(string){
return string.split(' ').join('');
}

So, I took 4 weeks vacation. I planned to finish so many projects and learn so many stacks.

First 3 weeks:

When you and your dev co-founder pitch your startup idea to an angel investor.

Stayed up late enough last night that the cat decided to go to bed without me. 😭

...adds 1 MB of libraries

Package problem

Standards, why follow them?

Anyone else who belongs to rest 14% ???

Today I read a lot 😂🙄

My boss intentionally changed my IDE font color to black since im using dark theme. I was literally confused a solid 30 minutes.

FFFFUUUUUCK

Coding buddy 🐱 he helps me debug

Colleague (lets call him john) does this sometimes at the moments you least expect it, funny as hell:

random colleague: *walks towards john* hey john, do you have a second?
John: *face turns dead serious/scared* h-h-how do you know my name? 😶
Colleague: hahaha, nice try, I've got this server issu...
John: Who are you? Get away from me 😶
*everyone laughing*
*johns face turns normal again*
John: what's up mate? *biggest goddamn smile ever*

So damn true! 😂

Teacher: The next 3 months we're going to learn web dev
Me thinking: fuck yeah, finally, I love web dev.
Teacher 1 week later: shows us how to build with wix-like builder...

Art of burn 101

Cloud in a nutshell

True that... Even I got the impression that installing Arch must be a great feat of work... But Nah! It's pretty moderate!

Worst kind of Permanent Disability

Never tell anybody that you know how to code...

alexa in action

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

That kind of bugs 😯

The whole "first job" and "experience" situation is fucked up.

How on God's green earth am I supposed to get tucking experience if you cock suckers won't hire someone for their first job? Like fucking hell.

It's not like I'm going for a "skill demanding" job... I'm trying get a fucking cashier job. I'm fairly certain I can run a cash register and stock the shelves of a store without any experience doing it. It's not exactly rocket science...

I just need some fucking money.

I may have received the best email ever all these years (and a year as a Lead).

A client acted as a boss telling me to "work this weekend to finish the project a little earlier"

Enjoying my cereal so far..

Kenyans lost these great devs in a terror attack. A moment of silence

#6

My client tells me there's a new bug with to-www-redirects. He yells they don't work properly anymore and tries to blame me. But fact is I know, they are well configured in the Nginx conf and therefore work like a charm.

I told him I fixed it and charged an hour. Motherfucker.

😓🔨

Can anyone else relate?

Dating a programmer...

security practices...