Soo truee!

The screen wasn't perfectly mounted so I unmounted it from the wall for now and rotated it. For a dev this is actually pretty cool :D

Responsive rubber-ducking

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

Well.. 😂

A surprisingly honest sales site

Why data sanitization is important.

Any js framework to me by far...

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

Today is my last day at this job.

Can't tell you how happy I am to be leaving this place in about 7 hours.

Starting my new job in January, so I get 4 weeks of nice vacation/ family time.

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

These are some of the team names for my University's System Programming class. Thought you all would enjoy...

I code through the night until 8 am, then sleep until 6pm+.
My family then calls me out as being unproductive and lazy.
Why must the whole world be oriented against night owls like me? 😥

hobbit
hobbyte

Password requirements these days :|

Software engineer

Bug: Windows
solved: installed Linux

I'm building a website for a new company and the boss doesn't understand technology at all. says he doesn't want me using any html because it is old and I have to use python because it's a 'hot language.' I try to explain that html is for websites and he replies 'not mine.'

That moment when you finally solve your problem and you can close your browser with 20+ tabs of searches for your error message. Feels damn good.

Start them young

Where is your God now?

🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒

When i have get money from client 😬😬😬

I bet every developer has a few "personal" projects you started once, but then abandoned because you started working on your next fun project.

So many unfinished things ;)

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One extra semicolon fucked up whole day!

This is exactly what happens when your client ask for something impossible you you still have to find a hack

Every time or not?