Just got my stickers! 2 months later 😂 Thanks. trying to fit in right place :D

Hone your skills and it will get easier to do things

Q: What language is most used in programming?

A: Profanity.

Stolen from Programmer Humor

A book/documentation/tutorial a day keeps imposter syndrome away

How to stop email advertising.

This is why people should use Linux. I'll never understand why people use Windows in commercial environments, because things like this always happen.

Have you tried unblessing it and then blessing it again?

IBM Notes. Ultimate example of developers each working on their own bits of functionality with zero thought to how the whole thing fits together. Just need to look at the preferences page see what a mess it is.

My last employer lost 6 devs and 2 designers within a month because they thought money could buy them the right to treat employees like shit.

F_ money. We love our self respect more.

Looking back at the code you wrote in your first year of programming

What if you could develop in hardcore mode so when you get an error, all repositories gets cleared and you have to start from zero?

Where to get help on fixing a bug:
1.Google
2.Stack Overflow
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8479.Your coworker who is coding with his earphones on.

FUCKING SHIT.
I'm at my first Hackathon with my best friends in life and there has never been a time when I've felt this miserable all my life.
The theme is IoT (something idk jackshit about) and people here are done with the projects when we are still at the idea stage.
Yes, it's true that this shit is intense but I really want to do good at this.
This is what I've learned from my first Hackathon:
1. Prepare your shit.
Unless the problem statements are given on the spot, you should've discussed everything that you would be doing and not divert. (We spent 5 hours on a problem statement and then we decided not to go with it.)
2. Have people with different abilities who you can trust to get the work done without you having to give a second thought.
3. Don't you dare build a sub-par application. What's the fucking use of that? Don't do it for the certificate or the stickers. If you do that, then how the fuck can you make yourself put those stickers on your laptop?!
4. Have food. Keep yourself healthy and up to max potential.
5. DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED. A lot of people will look like they're done with the shit. You know what you have to do now? NOT GIVE A FUCK! Just focus and do your thing and make it awesome.

Got fired. :(

Was that really the best place for the Print Screen button?

Am I the only one?

I opensourced a project of mine at github a few months ago (MIT) and found my source code in a different project. AWESOME!

Motivation overloaded...

It's a flower pot xD

developer relationship problems

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

Force merge develop branch to production >.>

Worst coding mistake would be me dropping an entire table of customer names because I forgot to double check the table name in the script. I felt my soul leave my body.

Worst mistake I've made?

Trying to learn perl.

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

Getting out of VIM

When you're at a dinner and your friends girlfriend is a PM for past 15 years and you automatically hate her for the rest of the evening.

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

This is kinda funny even if the picture is in Swedish. When Avast requires the computer to restart and you can let Avast to remind you to reboot about 10 mins, 1 hour, 4 hours, 6 hours, tomorrow, next week or the best of all - next century, WOW!!
Maybe something Microsoft should implement in their Windows Update?