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Emielvangoor

Joined devRant on 4/21/2016

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In my second year,
I told my teacher I can code in in C#(c-sharp).

She replied : C-sharp ? Oh you mean C-hash !

*that day I lost hope in college*

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Apple has Air
Amazon has Fire
Google has Earth
Microsoft should really create something called Water

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!rant #happynews

It's a boy :D

1/7/17 - d/m/yy

Fancy dates 😎

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As soon as someone watches me code over my shoulder my IQ drops by 50%

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oh, it's getting serious

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well lead software engineer.....

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My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

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My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

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Linux : Born to Be Root
Windows : Born to Re Boot

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The bugs have learned to hide

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!false

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Got 5 minutes please?

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oh god

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Oh yes the timing is impeccable

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Dear Apple.

Charging $99 for a one-year developer account is bullshit.

Best regards,
Me and every other tech-student on this planet.

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Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

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Savage😂

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They break your heart too 😭💔

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Well yeah. He is right!

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Well that's one way to explain it

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Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

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devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

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"Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time." - N.J. Rubenking

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"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

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- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

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Well he did the right thing

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Found this on Twitter 😂😂
Kudos to @Zixxel

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What to click?

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The most useful utility I've ever seen 😮

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