Found this beautiful piece of code, that I wrote apparently a year ago .... oh my 😂 🤦‍♂ 😅
If I could travel back in time, I would would slap myself for doing this. Although I remember, why I did this, because of many min()/max() operations that I needed. I wanted to keep the code, so that I would know, which code piece belonged to which part, but man ... is that badly written! Nowadays with Clean Code style, I would certainly do it differently.

Coolest commit history I have seen!

But why...... :|

You can find some golden comments deep inside github repos 😂

Me: While Debugging, split personality helps me a lot

Also me: well said bro

Who remembers it? Ubuntu 5.10

32nd birthday cake

Me as a programmer 😂

Having to use home PC because your office PC takes a millennia to train a classifier. Why not just work from home?

Client: Hi. my SEO guy messed up the website. Its kind of .... you know .... gone. You must have the backup. Please restore

Me (after 10 mins): Done

.............

Client: Hi again. I don't see my changes from yesterday. Why?

Me: Because I had 2 months old backup.

Client: Why?

Me: Because that's the last time I worked on your website. And you changed the credentials later on.

Client: But you're a programmer. You must have had a back door to take back ups.

........

Client: Hello?

Me: It's time to leave earth.

When a Ubuntu fanboy has a baby 😎

SRC: GeekBoy

I hate GoDaddy, we all hate GoDaddy. We know this. I had VPS running a single site that was there for 8 years and only hanging on there for a few business reasons. It was to move this past May to another server, then June, then July ... continually waiting for the final phase to pass so I can move it. Backups running nightly to a separate GoDaddy FTP server ... for 8 years. All good for 8 years. Our company gets a new credit card ... I'm away and forget to update it with GoDaddy ... billing fails 3 times and they delete EVERTHING. No care about being a good customer for 8 years (14 total with other servers), no phone call, no nothing. Poof, gone. Now, I know I should have transferred backups locally or, at the very least, somewhere else. I just never expected this type of treatment. FUCK GODADDY!

Finally got a girl iOS dev colleague on the team 😊

Every time someone posts their multi monitor setup I'm looking at my setup and be like: "Will this community accept me?"

Has there ever been a devRant community hackathon? If not, let's have one!

When your app's changelog says 'Bugfixes' for two months continuously, you are definitely doing something wrong :P

had a crazy idea about replicating devRant for other industries, realized twitter was started in 2006 😂

When something goes wrong at work, my boss will blame the first dev in his vicinity ...

Boss: "what the hell happened? why are the servers down?! This is unacceptable! Blah blah etc etc"

Me: "I dunno. Let me review if my CSS had anything to do with it" 😑😩

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for bugs like you. If you let my program go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will debug you.

When you're typing "make sure noone else is ..."
but your fingers automatically types
"else if"

Damaged beyond repair

I wish I started using intellj for java so much earlier.
I can't begin to explain my hatred for eclipse.

Can you do it by tonight and give it to me early morning.
Me: umm NO.

Too tired to rant, 4 months of 70 hour weeks have took their toll 😞

Morning: Boss decided he was changing all the table names, used a different ORM than we are used to, and implemented it in such a way that the connections stay open and live forever, and had ultimately destroyed half our existing codebase.
Midday: clients keep messaging saying that everything is broken, and rather than accepting that we are fixing it, they want an entire breakdown of exactly what is wrong.
Afternoon: clients still say things are broken even though they have been fixed - they keep sending month old screenshots, which is obvious because the entire interface has changed since then.
Conclusion: shouldn't have gone to work today.

this is what a dev rant post would have looked like in the 1970's

Was recently phone interviewed by a recruiter that asked "So do you know data structures and algorithms?" I replied "That's like asking someone if they know Mathematics - can you be a bit more specific?"

There's no greater waste of time than laying in bed with your significant other and waiting on them to fall asleep so you can tip toe back to your computer in order to hit a deadline.

Literally my ritual every night.

This will always hold a special place in my heart.. Makes me so nostalgic every time. It's what got me into computers

My girlfriend did this comic about me and almost all programmers.

45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.