OMFG! YES! I just solved an issue that made build times close to 20 minutes. Not it's only a couple of seconds! YES!!!

Anyone have any experience with setting up firewalls? Seems like I'll have to do that at the new office, but man, I ain't got no clue.

Oh my god. Vulfpeck (my absolute favorite band) sings about GitHub and Bootstrap 😮😁

!dev

@fmanzi, you're back? :o

GF studying C# 😁

Nice work Google. web.dev is made to improve your website, but it's own menu doesn't even work

Should've gone with AC

For 2 years I tried to make my boss pay me what I know I should be worth. Over the same time the team morale took a nosedive down into an avalanche.
Today I told him, that I am sick of being kept waiting and listening to excuses. I want the payment I know I deserve and I want it before the end of the year. I believe to have stayed perfectly calm and factual, even told him "I am sorry, I really tried it, but I cannot take this anymore".
He found a way to put a (literal) "fuck you" and a verbal middle finger into other people's mounts, so he "didn't say it himself" and shut down the meeting telling me to look for another job.

Actually I have not felt as satisfied in my job for a long time, as I have in that very moment.

Time for a new start.

So I dyed my hair blue and now I'm waiting to get 300 ++s so that I can dye my hair blue on here too 🐟

Been looking around ways to improve devrant's user experience a little, Idk whether you guys like it or not.. Just a suggestion 😂

Client: Where are we with the project, it's been a week and I see nothing.

Me: You asked me to do something that was not in the agreed scope of work, which has kept me from starting on the project.

Client: Do I need to plan out everything in advance on paper for you to get it done in a timely manner?

Me: Is that a serious question? Yes, you should. That's the whole point of creating a scope of work. It's to allow me to schedule out the time necessary to build out a product in a "timely manner".

Client: I don't appreciate your attitude. This is not how you should be doing business if you like making money.

Me: I don't appreciate your condescending, unreasonable, dickhead mentality that makes you think it's remotely okay to act like you're better than me. Money doesn't grant you the right to be a dickwad, and just because I'm being paid doesn't mean I have to put up with any level of arrogance or disrespect.

I am in this business to make money, but not at the cost of my dignity and self-respect. You will be receiving a full refund later today, not because I have to provide a refund, but because I never want to communicate with you ever again moving forward. Take your unacceptable bullshit somewhere else.

Alot of youngster still give absolute Zero fuck though

https://patents.google.com/patent/...

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So, this is why I try and stay away from Microsoft online applications...

Right😂😅

This my fellow friends is what every christmas_tree should look like

Old but gold

pshht 🤫😄

Family think I make websites and webapps

What I actually do is exchange high quality memes on Discord

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

"curl : The response content cannot be parsed because the Internet Explorer engine is not available, or Internet Explorer's first-launch configuration is not complete. Specify the UseBasicParsing parameter and try again."

Why the flying fuck do i have to configure some BS in internet explorer to use curl in Powershell? I thought IE was finaly dying, but nope!

CSS is so unfair. Children will never be able to find out who their parents are!

Why would Apple ever limit iOS developers to the Safari WebKit? They're basically saying no to wonderful things like Electron - and proper surfing, when you think about it...

So yesterday I got paired with this guy in physics class. First thing he does is ranting at my windows, after which he rants at his Mac, and then launches vim and tells me about how he only uses Linux, and how C+ is the only real programming language, and that maybe Python could be accepted as one too. Then he finishes by telling me how web development sucks because it's so high level... Suddenly I lost hope for Sweden...

Me trying to find out what some word means

1. Google
2. Find a good result
3. Notice some other interesting word
4. Repeat

<?php

$a = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890!. ';

$message = $a[7 + 26].$a[4].$a[11].$a[11].$a[14].$a[64].$a[22 + 26].$a[14].$a[17].$a[11].$a[3].$a[52 + 10];

echo $message;

I have to learn for loops AGAIN. Oh well, it was a fun assignment.

So every Pågatåg has a name of a Swedish celeberty, and I saw this at the station today. 🤔

Make let not var.

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

Alice in node_modules