Report to who?

Straight in dem feels

Waiting on Apple to release the new Macbook Pro like:

I could finally afford one

There nothing like sitting down on a rainy weekend day to learn something new.

lol no job for you

Spaces or tabs? - Semicolons!

using my local provider

Found this in an old chest completely unopened.

Too many people expect me to work for free lately...

Weekend so far:

Chrome Update FUCKED UP my website.

Tried to update my server to Ubuntu 16.04. That FUCKED UP in the middle and I didn't have any recent backup.

Went back to old backup. But didn't see any changes in the website. Was wondering that for 1 hour.

Forgot that my website was using cloudflare caching. In the meantime I have changed my DNS settings.

Out of frustration removed website from cloudflare. That FUCKED UP the DNS further.

Now I have no idea how long it will take the DNS to update.

FUCKING F M L

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

I admit doing this. Always.

The moment when a mate of yours lends you his iPhone and you notice that Google apps are smoother on IOS than Google's own fuckin OS
(side note:first post, me need avatar or even better me need sticker 0.0)

Annoying buttons

Let's code 😎

Best possible week 13 rant... 😑

Hey guys, did u see this?

appleplugs.com

Which one are you

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

I didn't believe him but this guy was goddamn right.

My GF said I look so silent and innocent while working. She has no idea how much I curse the monitor in my head while working.

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Holy hell these things are killing me!

Debugging someone else's code and having the thought: "Am I better off just writing the code again from the start?!"

the joke XD

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

I wish my mind had its own terminal.
Just imagine...

sudo apt-get install English

Whohoo, I'm in the +1000 club!

Fuck it, ship it!