age += 1

stolen from somewhere...

The loot

😑

TCP vs UDP

God saved my soul...

Bad ping will get ya!

> Woke up at 03:30 because I am on call and a server went down
> Fixed shit and went to bed
> could not sleep,
> fuck it, drive to work.
> arrive at the office at 04:30
> I can scream stupid shit and noone would hear
> *grin*

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Microple 👌

Hacking yourself.

Every Moral Lesson I encounter:

"If it works, don't touch it."

Even debugger can't beat this.

I don't know how many of you have been in this kind of situation but what really sucks is that, whenever my company is not having any projects to work on, believe me its happening a lot these days, I am forced to work on an old shitty project over and over again.
And the catch is, everybody knows that no one cares about that shit, customers have never responded not even negatively to that crap.

college is a pyramid scam scheme

Login :
Username - admin
Password - admin

Here's my setup at work

From Imgur

Going to try this...LOL 😂😂

It works 😄😄

Great timing

It's like github but for your happiness

GUYS I HAVE PI UPVOTES

This is a really accurate changelog .

Setup at home

import { intelligence } from 'you'

Exception: 'you' has no named export 'intelligence'

Poor things!

Just wrote little poem. for my girlfriend

I'm more popular on here than I was in high school. AND IM NOT EVEN POPULAR ON HERE xD