Bye Windows, hello Linux!

Javascript, Javascript everywhere

So i saw this on fb today..
Haha

I'm trying out a new rendering engine, it's pretty slow but I'm getting somewhere.

My (6 years old) client is sitting next to me and is kind of picky and tells me exactly what to do.

No payout though 🤔

Who the fuck on earth named it Chef. You idiots, if I google Chef I get people wearing aprons on my browser. And what the fuck is cookbooks, cookbooks for chef returns 60 ways of making chicken. Who on earth has such naming convention for IT DevOps. Recipe, cookbooks, knife. Dafuq is wrong.

Not a rant but Ubuntu Mate 18.04 is Freaking Awesome!

Estimate for writing a custom WordPress plugin:

1 hour - Learn the API the plugin will support
1 hour - Review how plugins are written
60 hours - Set up XAMPP only to find that the version with PHP 7 no longer supports MySQL but something called MariaDB which my host doesn't support and then uninstall XAMPP and install MAMP only to get really frustrated setting it up and beat myself for not just buying that $99 Windows Pro upgrade so I can install Kalabox with HyperV which is much easier than all of this and why doesn't Kalabox have a way of supporting Windows Home because not everyone buys Windows Pro or can afford a Mac or has time to screw around with 100 possible Linux distros to figure out which one will work best and then buy gasoline and matches and set it on fire and watch it all buuuuuuurn such pretty fire.

System.out.print("Hello World!")

They're meant to be!

How to become a better developer...

!Rant, I have finally found a custom Android ROM that works on my phone. Thank you Rohan Purohit, You are a legend.

Here's the link for any curious people:

https://forum.xda-developers.com/mi...

Discovered the beauty of virtual machines

After 3 years migrate to linux again
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Fuck windows :))))

The original website for the movie Space Jam. I wonder what it looks like, on a 4K display.

http://warnerbros.com/archive/...

I may have found a new job!!😇 Life is awesome!!😊

If programmers went on a permanent strike civilized world would be back to 18th century within a month. We need a union.

My favorite feature of Kaby Lake is that you need it to watch 4k netflix 😊 not for hardware limitations, but because of marketing 👍

My twitter bot has more followers than me.😢😢

I lost 30+ lbs since May.

I feel alienated at work since I look less and less like other developers at work...

My dream project is to create "The Machine" just like Finch did in Person of interest or to create the WestWorld Droids.

A speech to text ide for programming when you are feeling lazy.

Merry Christmas to everybody✌

Hahaaaaha , tag a friendd 😂😂

Ok now that's real ! My Laptop would probably be thinking same !

Never lose your AirPods again.

I always knew Linux was my friend...

When you want a stress ball but can't think of a good rant

Who remembers it? Ubuntu 5.10

Who knew the song "highway to hell" was about java?