!dev

When your retirement estimates says no matter what, you'll be earning more than you do now when you retire...

But it runs :D

IDE war! 🔥

Drunk me coding.
Next day: WTF, dude…?

Pro tip - Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system.
Kinda shitty tip

Why don't school and colleges don't teach git?

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Boss walks by my desk. Stops by the printer when coming back and brings me this.

In all honesty, if there was a course on giving variables good, informative and not completely stupid names... I would take it.

Am weak 😂😂😂

Thanks wannacry to make people aware about infosec....

We recently took over development of an app. Upon inspection the API had no security, and passwords were stored in plain text. While the manager was slightly concerned, it wasn't a big deal....

That was until, using only a browser, I found the bosses account and personal email address.

Minutes later I was in his gmail, Facebook and credit cards account.

Improving security is now concern #1, and my boss is "suffering" 2 factor authy on everything.

Me: I'm done working for today, let's pack up and go home !
Windows: :)
Me: You better fucking not-
Windows: Installing update 1 of 893...

Visual Studio Code and the Edge browser , so I'm finally trying a new browser and an IDE after years and I can't begin to explain how good of a job M$ has done on these software ... they deserve some applause atleast for now , their browser is pretty darn fast and has a dark theme! The IDE was exactly what I dream of in my sleep (figure of speech) .

Simply amazing , claps to them unless they have some hidden monetization scheme that will come forth over time .