CSS in a nutshell

!rant

Anyone see one of there favs here 😬, need a devrant sticker now

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

Welcome to the new world. Microsoft is now the top open source contributor on Github.

Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

iPhone 6 vs iPhone 7

If you are stuck at 5 PM, you won't fix it "in 20 minutes". You will rather spend 2 hours trying to fix it and still be stuck. Go home, relax a little. The next day in the morning you will be unstuck!

how to get unstuck?

sleep on it, the answer will come to you in your dreams

haha...

Short contract job, helping a solo dev.
Me: what's these "200" everywhere?
Him: the max number of sensors we support. I know it should be a define, but it just became that way.
Me: <shrugs. Well, I'm only staying here a couple of weeks. Goes on working on my own branch>

A week later, manager says: "now we need to support 400 sensors!"

Solo dev: <searches and replaces all occurrences of 200 with 400. The program breaks>
Me: what happened?
Him: I only changed the max number of sensors!
Me: Mmm. <searches for 199 as well... Bingo. Creates a define, searches for 198 and 201 for good measure. Gives him no comment about my change>

This is the prototype of my "Build Button". I press the button and it executes a build process. Keyboard shortcuts weren't good enough for me.

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Hit the ++ and help me build my Avatar.

sry gals

Hobby time...

IPv4 combat!!!

When Udacity trolls you

Hehe, stumbled upon an oldie :-)

struct ComputerContractor
{
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void work;
int hiring_him_again;
const pain_in_the_arse;
unsigned agreement;
short fuse;
volatile personality;
static progress;
};
/* and there are no unions in sight */

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

Committing is always a hard job. Whether it's Relationship or GitHub.

The only thing I disabled was this pop up.

When your designer work bestie is gangster, even to clients. 😂 Needed that laugh today!!

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

After 4 weeks of vacation I am back in business.
Now I need 1 week to rest after the vacation.

Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.

So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.

So what are your skills? 😜

When you're still finding new

#TODO: Fix THIS!

comments...

Would you hire your boss?

These rare moments when you realize:
"it's not a bug - IT IS a feature!" o_O

😂😂😂

Marriage is basically deploying your relationship to production.