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The bugs have learned to hide

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Oh the irony... :')

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I love programming . It's the only think in my life that I enjoy .But I am afraid that i won't get job in IT field

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The ability to find the right answer on Stack Overflow with one click.

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That awkward moment when you alter your code to see if it work this new way, and doesn't, and undo does not work. *Weapons grade facepalm*

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"Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing." - Dick Brandon

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I speak two languages. English and Test data.

English: Hello!
Test data: adfadavsdfafDafdada

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Successfully resolved my first merge conflict WITHOUT destroying the whole project.
#eleventh-time-lucky

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The biggest coding distraction is sitting in front of a computer with internet access, let's be honest here.

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Ghost in the Shell (2017)

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Best Code EVER!

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Devrant mentioned in our Databases course! 😱

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Hackathon in 45 minutes, 36 hours straight coding... Need my devs' wishes...

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Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

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Who the fuck in Apple's marketing team decided that WWDC should be held at the exact same time as E3? Like how am I mean't to be distracted by the cool stuff at E3 at work while also being distracted by the stuff being released by Apple?

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hobbyte...

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When you realise there is no cloud computing. It's just someone else's computer.

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The night before deadline ;p

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Can I get a ++ from all the lady developers on this app or from anyone who supports women in STEM? Signed, a fellow female engineer

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When your job is your hobby and your hobby is your job

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For real??

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How many waiting for stress ball? The moment you start getting stress trying to get the stress ball

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As if some of us ever needed a guide :-D An oldie but a goodie.

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Can we get auto-play gifs?

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When people say they are good at programming, but can't even initialize a variable! 😦🔫

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If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

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Am I the only programmer who doesn't like coffee?

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Does running code count as exercise? 🤔

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I think devRant should add an Ask A Dev section, since I always feel intimidated using stack and I can't be the only one...

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Legit excuse

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