A girl just canceled our first date to watch Avenger's Endgame with her friends. Pres ++ to pay respects.

age++;

No one remembered my birthday, so I gifted myself the dark theme!!

"The CRM has this address wrong" - Client

"What do you mean? Where?" - Me

"When I start typing the business name it autofills wrong" - Client

"You mean Chrome is auto-completing from a previous typo you entered, and you're blaming the software? That'll be $100 for Chrome training." - Me

i was browsing tinder and there was a girl with a bio status that said

"if you are in IT, swipe left, get the fuck away from me"

Do not disturb must be the most beautiful, underated and underused feature ever.

Go big or go home.

Nobody in IT ever smiles this much

I 💓 PHP.

It seems my brain is hacked.

How can I like PHP so much.

Got myself a pair of lovely curved monitors lately... Let's see if they help with finishing my bachelor's thesis. Wish me luck! =)

curiousity almost killed my computer

Oh shit

My manager doesn't get it.

A few days ago I reached my two years anniversary of being on devRant.

It's been an awesome ride, thanks everybody and also the creators of this awesome place 😃

Ooooooh I just skip a heart attack and shit myself at the same time, thank god for error "can not delete database, database is in use"

Got 2 64gb USBs, time to Linus Tech Tips this bitch. WHOS READY FOR 128gb USB RAID!!

Since past two-three years, Indian Government has been organizing a Hackathon called Smart India Hackathon for college students. And Luckily our team was selected this year.

This team had 5 Electronics Student and 1 Computer Student. Guess who the Computer Student was? Yea, Me.

They Knew nothing about Android Development. And the idea was about an Android Development. I was the only person who could code.

The centre for our hackathon was Varanasi and we live in Hyderabad. So we had to go there. I have not really travelled a lot in the trains (especially not this far from Hyderabad to Varanasi ). During the whole 37 hours journey, I was not able to sleep cause I am not accustomed to sleeping on a train.

The moment we reached Varanasi the hackathon had started which was 36 hours long. Normally team members switch places so that they can sleep but not ours. Cause I was the only one coding and it had to be done in this 36 hours. So add this up 36+36 hours of no sleep, I must have rarely slept for 3-4 hours in that 72 hours.

After the hackathon, I slept like a Snorlax whereas the other went for a trip around Varanasi ('_')

I'm impressed about how everyones english among DevRant is nearly flawless - it's users are based all around the globe and still, I know nobody in real life who is even near fluent in speaking English (fellow German potatoes will probably know that feel)

Awesome! 😀

Maths : 1
Google : 0

"The problem is we don't listen to understand, we listen to reply."

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

It works!!!!! WOOOOO YEAHH!!!

New Dutch (or european?) law requiring https for any website with a contact form or higher is going into effect very soon. Were contacting customers so they can still be on time with this, this is how most convo's go:

Collegue: *explains*
Client: Im sure my security is good enough...
Collegue: i'd really recommend it, we've got free options as well!
Client: its just a secure connection, whats the big deal...
Collegue: *more arguments*
Client: I just don't see the point, security.... well.... does it really matter that much...
Collegue: Google might place you lower in the search results if you don't get a secure connection.

Client: 😶😥😵 uhm so what were the https options again? 😅

I hope they all die a painful death 😠

Interviewer: We're worried you don't have enough backend experience for this frontend position.

Uh oh,there it goes...

NO FIREFOX AND CHROMIUM, I ALREADY SET THE FUCKING CORS HEADERS CORRECTLY ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL FUCKING NGINX DOCUMENTATION. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DISALLOWING CROSS-ORIGIN REQUESTS?!

So im 14, and I'm going to 8th grade. We are learning python for about 3 weeks now. Literally nobody in my class doesn't even get variables. Like how.

"Chrome 66 arrives with autoplaying content blocked by default"

Fuck yeah! Fuck you CNET, Mashables and all the other retard companies that did that.

Had my first 'mentor' moment at work today!

Newest guy couldn't figure something out and asked me, slightly nervously, for help.

Suddenly I went into mentorish state, explaining stuff I was doing while fixing it in under a minute!

Felt good 😃

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

I totally agree