True...

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

A project is never done... It's just pushed to production

The JS Drinking Game:

1. Think of a noun.
2. Google "<noun>.js"
3. If a libary with that name exists, drink!

One of many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn!

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Haven't slept in the last 72 hours, eaten in 24 and shaved or showered in 48+ .. but it is such a delight to move the project to production an hour before the deadline and two hours later to receive an angry phone call from the client because there is 'horrible bug' in the web system - the logo of his company wasn't showing, only the name ... the moron never sent us a logo to begin with, only a MS word document with the company's information and a compressed 200x80 logo in the bottom ...

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

I remember when I can start typing
$(document).ready(function(){

})
Without copy pasting.

My new cup :D

When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)

I wish money wasn't so god damn important !

I just want to build cool things 😥

Pretty much sums up my life

Want devRant to offer RSS feed? ++ this!

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

So I just got Ajax, how do i make a GET request now? Google and stackoverflow didnt help

Mindblowing CSS answer from one of our students, yesterday:
```
li{color:blue;}
li{color:red;}
```
=> Final color of <li>?
- Purple!
:-O

Nice try

Guys on CodePen are making battling Pikachus out of pure CSS and I'm just sitting here trying to get my navbar straight.

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Any IT crowd fans here? I know it's an old show but it is Awesome!

!rant
Does anyone here use Spotify? I'd love to make a shared list where people put their favorite songs for developing in.

Don't you just loathe the moment when you are about to paste something you just copied, you have the text to replace all highlighted and shit...
and then you accidentally accidentally hit Ctrl-C instead...

FML

Nvidia's Linux drivers are shit

"That didn't work as expected."

"That didn't work, as expected."

Fixing bugs in production like...

People who set tabs to three spaces. Burn.

I'm not going to be the guy to ruin this moment...

<rant>

My colleague (female) hooked up with me, made me do all her project work and dumped me as soon as it was complete.

</rant>

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