Finally got fucked off with windows crashing.
Tra bitch.

ctrl + a
ctrl + c
ctrl + a
ctrl + v

For PowerShell on Linux

For the love of Arch Linux 😍😍😍

Linux ❤️

Just last week: My task was doing 3840x2160 screenshots on a 1920x1080 screen 😉
My luck was that it was for a web application. So I found out for Firefox:
Ctrl+F2 (opens Firefox cli)
```resize to 1920 1080
screenshot --fullpage myfilename.png --dpr 2```

the --dpr param was doing the trick for resizing the screen to pixel ratio from 1:1 to 1:2

Well I was modelling a dragon for a game and the scales were really hard to do.

Steve Jobs as a taxi driver in the Tehran!
I knew he is still alive 😁🤘 but why he choosed Iran? 🤔

Meh...

Most valuable American Startups

Every single time

Catch Warrior
Credits: Rahul Balan

Pain in the ass moment,
when you're fuckedup.

„Please do not ask any questions in the meeting next monday, I don’t want to be embarrassed!“

- The senior giving me and two colleagues an introduction into his field of work...

WTF

Found this image really funny but true

TLDR: I've become what I used to hate (without actually knowing it).

I used to hate large companies and their way of working (bureaucracy and stuff). I always thought that I'd work for start-ups, until I started developing my own stuff after work cause now I have to work 9-5 instead of the 9-inf before. Well, it was nice sharing this. When I started working here I thought I would not be able to handle it. But it seems nice so far.
Cheers everyone.

Asshole marketing director again.

We’ve just finished a bit of work with some marketing agency. They ran some ad campaigns for us, no biggie.

Anyway marketing director emails them, copies me in and asks them if the have any “tips on our approach to development”

AAAARGGGHHHH!!!!!?

WHAT THE FUCK?!

The things that happen when you don’t have a fucking meat cleaver in your hand. I swear this guy is the fucking King of Cunts. I could kill. I think the jail time might even be worth it!!

!rant

I kinda match my avatars desk enviornment, minus the laptop xD

How about a devRant introverts social meeting?

I will give you the money for the server and the domain name (not caring about the conversion rates and transfer charges) and I expect the app delivered in record time. We can talk about payment later.
Note to self: “Never work with people you know.”

Actually finish a proj.... Oh I'm sorry I got distracted and started a new projec... Oh look a bird...

Hey guys
So, a new game has ben launched on kongregate.

https://kongregate.com/games/...

I have no affiliation to it, but I think you guys will love my first try.
Btw, the name of the religion and almost everything is chosen by the gamer, so my pick was Scientology

After work he went home and never came back ... Extremely annoying because he didn't told us what he promised the customer...

Pls never do this...

New kid came to me in my break (while I was playing LoL) saying I should start coding (he had no clue what my role within the company is).
Said that if I won't get a career in league, I could just (as if it's done in a few minutes) learn coding and make a website with thousands of users (as if that is just done like 1 2 3).
Then with a big grin on his face he proceeded to say "if you ever have some issues with making websites, I could just come to him and he can teach me the basics of Javascript, HTML, CSS and PHP".
So I said: "and who are you?"
He told me his name and what he is going to do within the company.
So I said with a big grin on my face: "Ah, so you're the new kid the boss told me about, nice to meet you, from today on, I'll be your Senior."
I then saw his big grin disappear
then with a big smile on my face I proceeded to say: "If you ever have some issues, please come to see me and I'll be happy to teach you the basics of Javascript, HTML, PHP and CSS"

Then he walked away :^)

It feels good to be back on devRant after a long time!

Comments should describe the why and not the what and always be up to date ... or this will be the result.

Helps you repel females.

Absolutely!

Small feature request, but I think it would be cool if you guys could add some devducks with colored capes as well as keep the classic yellow duck as an option inside Desk Items (L).

I know its impractical to add text for obvious readability issues, but I think the base color of the actual capes would be cool, you know to match your current devduck irl :) Maybe keep the classic duck at +100 and have a higher ++ for the devducks with capes? Anyways, I'll just leave this here...
@dfox @trogus

DevDuck Cape Colors:

#222242 // Purple
#b22028 // Red
#f4f6f9 // White
#f4753e // Orange
#171615 // Black
#3a6894 // Blue

Everytime i see stickers,i swear i feel a tiny orgasm down my stomach 💗💗