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Just wrote an article about how to code this with CSS. I'm new to writing stuff. Would love to hear what you guys think

random css pseudo elements

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I have a good one.. But I'll write it later..

rant wk208

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Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

joke/meme tcp udp networks meme joke pun

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my code...

joke/meme computer funny code

I'm making good progress with go. Sockets, shell spawning, all the good stuff!

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CSS debug 😂😂😂

joke/meme

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I POSTed a joke, I wonder why anyone didn't GET it! 🙄🤔

joke/meme httpjoke http

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python is so simple that its too confusing.
PS: i am transitioning from c.

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This is hilarious 😂😂

joke/meme

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Isn't it soo simple :/

joke/meme oop c wtf c++ wk167 cp functional programming

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Had my algorithms and data structures lab this week... 6pm-9pm

No one sat next to me or talked to me... probably cause I’m the only girl in the class :/

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Wife: commit, and come to bed..
Me:
> git commit -m "wife wants me to go to bed"
> git push origin master -f

joke/meme wife bed commit push push hard git

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~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

rant demo stupid client app

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"What's your degree in?"

Electrical Engineering.

"So, you do coal stations and stuff?"

Nope. I look for powergrids to optimise with the help of Neural Networks.

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We've all seen how dbrand do and it's fucking glorious but... Oof dbrand with the fucking burns...

joke/meme dbrand

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Manager: "How long do you think this will take?"

My brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me: "Shouldn't take too long"

joke/meme manager meme developer stupid

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In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

rant

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Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

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*🤣*
This is certainly funny

joke/meme funny loop coding

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Recruiters sure do get pissy when you tell them that you're waiting for a counteroffer from your current employer

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At my previous job a coworker left positive comments alongside any negative ones on my code. “Nice job here. Very clean”, or “nice use of X design pattern here!” Kinda made me look forward to his code reviews.

rant wk166

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Caught myself spelling name Jason as json. Send help

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rant joke/meme json wk164 devrant jason

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Do devRanters try to replicate themselves when creating an avatar or create a slick version of how they would want to look like or portray themselves as?

rant curious avatar devranters

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git commit -m "adding summer 2009 photos"

joke/meme google cloud googledrive store git file drive github

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Hard to say ...

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Finally I got there. Amsterdam duck store. Thank you devranter who showed that here 😍

joke/meme devduck thank you devrant amsterdam amsterdam duck store

Next time I see a constructor with 22 parameters. I'm gonna report whoever wrote that to the police

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Status code: 200
Content-Type: application/json
Body: {"error": true, "responseCode":400 }

rant error json http rest

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There's nothing like playing Cards Against Downtime with colleagues while lunchtime :D

random cards against downtime card game

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How I'll be working at 90...damn apple care homes

joke/meme working from bed apple not retired care homes

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