Salary: $20 in total for all of this knowledge

So today our CFO stepped into IT and angrily proclaimed someone using tech@ e-mail and fake name is defrauding company funds buying themselves... "used female lingerie with extra virgin juice" (sic!).

I work for an IPSP, we handle finance for commercial services (think PayPal but smaller). One of our clients is a big platform where girls can sell items like bath water, used socks and more. CFO demanded our admins found out who and when connected to that website, what URLs and so on.

As mentioned, said platform is pretty big, hence, from time to time we help them with their service when they ask us to, that's why we have a tech@ account. Last month there was a minor issue with one of the banks, someone fixed it and, as per usual, made a small payment of €1 topping up the account wallet to make sure everything works. It was an intern whose will to live is still strong and unencumbered with experience so she jokingly wrote "panties juice, extra virgin" in the payment note. What she *didn't know*, however, is that admins on that platform used the very same account to test new billing system they've implemented and our CFO received an invoice.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

I attended a webcall with the cat on my shoulder, some manager complained it was not professional.
Now, I do not know who that was so I'll have to just shoot in the crowd and take innocent victims, but from now I'll attend every single call with as many cats on screen as possible. Possible outcomes, and both are fine by me, either they cut down the amount of unnecessary calls -as to limit the amount of catness on their screen- or learn to grow the fuck up because unlike some retard I get paid for working, not for busting the balls to the people that actually work.

😂😂😂This made me laugh

Sorry if this is a repost

Found this gem on Neil Fraser's blog!

Btw i use ArchLinux, ON MY CALCULATOR

Source:
tweet by @Noorquacker: https://twitter.com/Noorquacker/...

I’m so sorry! No, I do NOT have 9 years experience using this framework that has only been out for 5 years 🙃

I have been working on my javascript project since morning, so i decided to switch to the C project, but i can't stop typing console.log and having the compiler yelling at me.
Am only working with array of characters, but the void.

Usually I don't repost but this deserves it.

When a backend developpers should add front end feature

Me, when I realize I just learned 1% of all programming languages.

Sadly done by family members only ....

Thats real motivation!!!!😅😅😅😅

If u are using a shitty machine 💩💩
😂😂😂

Choose wisely !

Fat indeed

Every code error search ever

well, this is something new

Exploits of a mom (sauce: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/...)

detective + murderer

Source : (Reddit | u/_sepjan_)

Am I right or am I right?

"Sad violin"

been up with g suite support people for last 3 hours...

The best way to handle stress.

Thats a high level security!!!👌

You have 3 PHD, Try forget my password

Such a effective way to ask for permissions! I couldn't say no to a crying kitty :'(

Linux is everywhere