As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

I am at a loss for words. This JavaScript powers the login of a company's intranet

What do you think about my custom doorsystem? It's build with a pi, RFID reader, touchscreen and some other parts. (It's still in development)

$age++;
echo "Happy Bday to me... 🎊🎉🍰" ;
😄

I want this..

Interviewer : most software developers are male, why do you choose to vw developer

Me : cannot afford transgender operation, happy with my gender

I thought i didn't get the job

Every time I want to learn new technology I spend whole day just installing and reinstalling and then I end up with reinstalling whole linux, because 1 lil' thing doesn't work. Am I alone?

JavaScript says to Objective-C, "You suck!"
It doesn't react.

How to become a better developer...

My sticker ripped, and it became Canadian

I just finished working on an obfuscator
Its like voldomort horcruxes with Chinese and Japanese chars every object and every everything 😂 for android and just looked at the time and hoooooooooly shiot ita 5:55 am 😂
The result is just great . Finally i can sleep 😂🤣

I think I'll never going to get a devRant stress ball, so i made this instead with my pretty low budget (0.5$).

happy international women's day!

Source: https://youtube.com/watch/...

CEO is right

When you and your colleague discover Gitkraken !

Found this one on twitter

One of the best rant I found on the web 😂

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Reality is weirdo

Find who you are based on your OS...

I am a hacker...

Just got a lection from my manager.
Today he sent me an email with request to change validation on one field validation from decimal(5,3) to int which will be 5 digit number. Ok i did that, I changed it on UI, changed validation, changed mappings, changed dtos, created migration files, and changed it in databse. After i did all of that I replied to his email and said that ive changed validation and adjusted it in database.

After my email here comes rage mail from manager with every fuckin important person in cc I kid you not. Manager is asking why the fuck did I change database when Ive could only use different validaton for that field on UI.

I Almost flipped fuckin table. What does validation good do if you wouldnt be able ti save that form? And form has like 150 fields. And if I left validation only everthing would fuckin break.

Sometimes i think that its better not to think.

FML

I think I'm doomed when it comes to posting the kinds of rants that get upvotes. The pattern I've noticed is that profanity-laden rants get more love than ones that are more tame. I was raised old-school, so profanity isn't my thing. Guess I'll just sit back and watch.

You say: "We added AI to our product"
I hear: "We added a bunch more IF statements to our codebase"

Get the right requirements!

When I review a code that I wrote 4 months ago

!rant
New dev for the family.
Thea, 15 days. :-)

Eventually a self-driving car will deliver a dead person to their destination.

True mate

We were going over man in the middle attacks today and I honestly just could not stop thinking about that SpongeBob episode where Squidward keeps intercepting the bubble messages between SpongeBob and Patrick and it was so dumb that I could not stop smiling.