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About#include<studio.h> void main(){ printf("C was my first programming language"); }
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SkillsPHP, MySQL, C/C++
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LocationFlat Earth
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Got matched with a cute girl on Tinder. She was a recruiter. She didn't want to talk about anything other than this "great" opportunity...12
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!dev
fun fact: when the world made the switch to the Gregorian calendar in the 1500's, we lost about 8 years in translation, so technically, this is the year 2012.6 -
Node.js homepage went full retard. Black people don’t need more Node?js. Actually, noone should need this.8
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Google creates: "Ad Plugin"
Opera creates: "AdBlock Plugin"
One guy creates: "BlockAdBlock Plugin"
Another guy:2 -
Somebody please explain.
First I get some call about some investing bs, then I get an automated voice call also about something financial related
From fucking +00000023 -
I see Modify button instead of Report on others comments in rants that I also commented. (But the resport dialog pops up)3
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wow, just opened my first editor. So amazing what I'm able to accomplish in this field.
#girlswhocode14 -
Buys a product on amazon.
"Intelligent" ML based Amazon backend services: This guy just ordered a product. He might not want to see any ads showing him the exact same product because he already bought it and will not want to buy another until he loses the first one which might take a while.
Result:
User.showAdsRelatedTo(productName)
Meshine learning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯7 -
What's the point of these stupid questions? Do I really have to kiss some ass even before being hired?12
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Got my first successful freelance job done today!
Was a very basic website but...I still got paid and I feel good about it. Seriously thinking about making a decent web app that can help me nail more customers.3 -
iOS Programming:
something.openCamera()
DONE!
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Android Programming:
val jobProcessorHandler = FuckingBuilder.something().inject().whatTheFuck()
val cameraDecoderFuck = Camera(CodePackFuck.shit, jobProcessorHandler)
CRASH!22 -
Let's see if I have any new e-mails at outlook.office365.com
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"You have been successfully logged out of all your accounts, have fun getting back in loser"5 -
Manager asked intern to bring coffee during meeting
Intern came back with an empty cup and his mouth full of coffee which he emptied into the cup
Since then, I have not seen the Intern at office.7