I found it!

What a guy actually wants

My new cup :D

Every damn time.

Priceless 😂😂😂

Who wants one?

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

It's the one thing that keeps me sane

!rant

That feeling when your post went viral and have 500+ concurrent users and still your server works fine.

Programmers life

Truest truth

git happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- Learn to touch type Dvorak
- Set all Qwerty keyboards to Dvorak
- Watch as no one can use your computer.

Programming Challenges

coders

Train your people...

Helped the designer fix a small JavaScript problem. She called me a God.

I'll take it.

husband relays to me his boss laughing when a client made a ridiculous demand and flat out tells him no and all I can think is I wish my boss and pm's were that bold and cool. bullshit.

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

Applying to jobs be like

Anyone else following these guys?

I've read so many stuff in english that it feels really weird to read something in my native language(german). Especially when they're using german words in their code:

public Nahrung mittagessen;
public Gast()
{
mittagessen = new Gericht("Wiener Schnitzel");
}

are you fucking kidding me?!

After several months of bug fixing, I can proudly say the application I inherited at work has gone a whole day in production without an unhandled exception (from a peak of above 1200 a few months ago).

Well, either that or I've broken the error logging and am now living in blissful ignorance.

Hopefully one day everyone will understand

Finally have the home office I've always wanted, with only a few more things left to do in order to consider it finished.

Power company loves me.

Wallet hates me.

When I say I'm a a software developer in public. :/

Return $response[
"Hey can you hack a Facebook account",
"Can you fix my wifi "] ;

e = (mc)²

errors = (more code)²

programmer's house

The think the set is complete.
Thanks @dfox

probably the best joke I've seen in a while