How to professionally say "Get out of my face"?

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Halloween funny meme

Dress code 🤣

All good stories start with "when I pushed to production on a Friday..."

I wonder if someone get close to +9000, @dfox made a avatar with Vegeta hair 🤔

Documentation

Where to get help on fixing a bug:
1.Google
2.Stack Overflow
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8479.Your coworker who is coding with his earphones on.

A good web developer...

Client: Why do I need to pay for a website. You're just copy pasting images and text from a word doc.

Me: There is a lot more to it, like code...

Client interupted me before I could finish: Why am I paying you for code I can't see!

Same client told me to "just phone google" to put their site on the 1st search page.

When your test account password is more secure than your company account password...

Clint want custom CMS with php,

*makes custom CMS with php

Client thinks it's not php coz it looks pretty.

*shows php code

client still not convinced it's php

Friday afternoon going straight to production without testing.

The moment when a client dumps you for a "cheaper solution" and after a year his site get hacked and calls you to rescue him. Priceless.

Deployment is more than just copy and paste!

Project be like...

How startups work explained in js code

I Can't wait for the fall to start!! Cuz I'm starting my own web agency! Looking forward to it so much!

How it feels when I leave a project...

Hate being forced to jump back and forth between mutiple projects that use different languages, syntax, and IDEs. Feels like I'm juggling chainsaws and kittens.

Deploy to live be like:

Start them young

so true!!

Thanks for the stickers @dfox !

"Did you get it?"

"Yes. I GIT it"

* Silence *

"Oh. What were you saying?"

Things that happen when I'm coding.

Saw this on a new dev's desk ... Yea, he's fired

Everyday things

True. ..

while browsing and analyzing some code...

Boss: what's the status?
Me: in a relationship
Boss: :|
Me: :|
Boss: :||
Me : Oh, I've completed the work :|||