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Basically most of the python scripts I've seen.

Programmer's version of the black hole??

sure 😁

Yeeeeeeeee! My granddaughter yelled up to me, "Grandpa, I'm programming!" She was doing some kid code game thing. Ten years old. I can hope, can't I? 😁

Oh how I fucking love reading Mac files under Windows

What a legend!

Considerations when looking for a tech video course:

5%: Does it have good ratings
5%: Is it priced reasonably
90%: Does the narrator have a smooth soothing voice with an intonation which keeps me dreamy & enchanted, yet with an energized articulation, like a cup of Jasmin tea with clover honey on a dreary Sunday afternoon.

The content may be very good, but if I have to sit through 30 hours of material, you better tickle my ears the right way.

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Every code error search ever

(Speaks for itself, but comment required by client)

Good job Unity

Explaining coding to my tech lead. Easy right !!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Friday. 17:56. Time to go home.

> git add *
> git commit -m 'wip, feature almost done, need to test'
> git pu... [BIG FAT BSOD]

fuck it, I'm out

this is so my life

People who write functions which return NULL should be moved to /dev/null.

r/ProgrammerHumor

A recruiter called me today. I had to barracade myself in the laundry room to hear him, and still needed to ask him to repeat himself 7-8 times. he spoke at what must have been 15% volume with a super thick Indian accent. He also couldn't pronounce a full third of the terms.

Here's how it went.

recruiter: you full-stack dev? what experience?
me: yes, about 8 years, maybe 10.
recruiter: you know C#?
me: no.
recruiter: you know java? tomcat? spring?
me: no, I don't know Java.
recruiter: you know react? angular? apache? node?xml? json? html?
me: yes. yes, angular 1. yes, yes, ...
recruiter: ok, i email you java job posting
me: I don't know java.
recruiter: ok, i email you.

Recruiter used "email java job posting." It wasn't very effective.
Recruiter moves quickly! Recruiter used "did you get my email? email" immediately after. It was super effective! @Root becomes angered!

Recruiter calls.
Recruiter calls.
@Root becomes enraged!

Recruiter calls.
recruiter: what [???] [?] [???] [??] java [???] [??] [???] okay
recruiter: You know C#?
me: No, I still don't know C#.
recruiter: ok thank you for time. 😡 *click*

What just happened?
I really don't understand their species.

Why have I never thought of this ..😆

They must be from Planet Jungle. :/

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If you know what I mean 😂

When kids watch tutorials on youtube and think they wanna become black hat hackers and tell everyone that thay are black hat hackers 😂😂
Source : reddit

Probably repost.
Loved this.

Don't you think this is a bit ex-css-ive

Pair programming done right

How to ignore it and deliver your project :D

My brain hurts.

Get yourself a responsive site