Send this to stupid clients

What a true story...

Be like John..

Be like Bill !

Best explanation of difference between joins

Cheers guys.

#Interesting 👨‍💻👨‍💻👨‍💻

Quote, I really liked - “Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”

Sorry if repost. Just couldn't resist 😂🤣🤣

This one’s both cute & funny

Zoned out...

made my day

Classes are classist.

Objects are objectifying.

Race conditions are racist.

Foreign keys are xenophobic.

Functions are ableist.

Thin clients are weightist.

Bitmasks perpetuate heteronormativity.

Code beautifiers promote unrealistic beauty expectations.

Test-driven development is victim blaming.

Forced commit pushes are rape.

Motherboards perpetuate gender roles.

And don't get me started on white space.

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

JavaScript guys!! 🤣😅😅

I promise this is my last GDPR rant..

Ooooooh I just skip a heart attack and shit myself at the same time, thank god for error "can not delete database, database is in use"

If a Pizza has the radius z and the height a, its volume consists of Pi*z*z*a!

Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

Why not! 😂

Lets all help them share their startup

Oh but I insist ...

Back-end as a service for Real-time applications, based on a multi-layered micro-services stack [more details]

Do you accept the EULA?

True evil

"Tabs or spaces?"
"Hot dogs."
- Kuwaddo

Teacher : use"ransomware" in a sentence
Student : I used to know a girl, but then she ransomware
Whole class :

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.