JuniorDev: I made some changes to your code and it seems to work better.
Me: Awesome, thanks dude.
Inner-me: Who the hell does he think he is.

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Who thinks that noisy mechanical keyboard is a smart idea in an open office?

I think I'll go mad by the end of the month...

That's a great bug

Like it should be you stupid bitch!

Translation: Your Computer can have internet access without Wi-Fi, if your computer is a iPad Pro.

Video explains this cutting edge technology named "LTE".
Much innovative, very computer

It was not a meeting but a class. We learned to program in Java.

Using notepad....

At the bottom of the page:"Page 1 of 2".
Ok, next page:"Page 2 of 3" 🤨

The fact that there are code editor apps for android just changed my life. Now I can buy a small bluetooth keyboard and code on the go.

Recruiter: why did you quit last job
Me: why not? It was worth quitting 🤣

*Awkward silence*

That wonderful first thing in the morning meeting where your PM who has zero coding experience wants to try to critique your already working code... 🙄"I think you forgot a semicolon here..."

Why the fuck are you showing me ads for udemy on a video from MITOpenCourseware ?!?.

Youtube has fallen

Their claim is "Innovation and Digital Marketing". They develop software, websites and apps...

I've just clicked on the slider's CTA for Services... and I've got a PDF!!!

Let's build an Android app... For a static Website.

When Google Allo wants to be the best

When the client asks for IE8 compatibility ...

programmers wedding invitation card

when I use an alpha version of an open source software

The guy that developed this template redefined every bootstrap class and now i have to maintain it... kill me please

SQL injection

anyone else use nano over vim?

Hit the ++ and help me build my Avatar.

I went for an interview for a position stated as "web developer" . They questioned me on Pen testing and writing scripts for detecting attacks. This is how the interview went. Fucking get your shit together .Fucking waste of time

My setup!!

A group of ten top software engineers is sent to a class for aspiring managers. The teacher walks in and asks this question:

"You work for a software company which develops avionics (software that controls the instruments of an airplane). One day you are taking a business trip. As you get on the plane you see a plaque that says this plane is using a beta of the software your team developed. Who would get off?"

Nine developers raised their hands. The teacher looked at the tenth and asked, "Why would you stay on?"

The tenth said, "if my team wrote the software, the plane would not get off the ground, much less crash.

Scrum coach: "In scrum, we give more importance to working code over documentation".
Me:😂

Today I figured out how to remotely control my student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

Stack Overflow documentation is gonna be awesome in a few years...

Somebody's rant looks too complex to understand and visualize, they would have used JSON instead 😂😂 !!

When I knew the games on my Texas Instruments calculator was made by simple text files