I accidently spammed my own server from my other server, which caused fail2ban to go bananas.
Fail2ban sent ALOT of emails to my hostingproviders abuse department and they due to the amount of emails they got suspended my server.

I can't blame them :)

It seem uncommen because of all the 'hate my job rants' but

I love my current dev job and that makes it for me ideal 😄

Dear people of Subway, just because i am using cmd, it doesnt mean i am
"Hacking your wifi network" and asking me to stop is rather unneccessary

How to write a CV!

Why does the Python developer have crooked teeth?

Because he doesn't use braces

Happy national ice cream day!

I heard of it for the first time. And well, this sounds disgusting.

If this happens, I'll seriously start a revolution of hackers fighting internet providers. Seriously

Seriously, the npm devs mist have never worked on a system with less than 1tb disk

How Programmers review code

I'm busted... 🐎💨

Spent the last days trying to reach paypal tech support, hung on the phone across the globe, with people at paypal CS, who weren't even familiar with their own terminology, read tons of VERY 'straightforward' documentation and it kept me up two nights straight.

ALL because I REFUSED to believe that it is like I understood it between the lines that I read.

Today I got my answer. You can create Billing Plans (rules on which you'll base your subscriptions, i.e. amount, intervals, duration..) ONLY over the rest api, and only when a customer purchases a first subscription, you're able to EDIT the plan on Paypal dashboard!

What fuckery is that!? You have a edit form, but you can not provide a create form?! TY paypal for making me build a whole billing plan manager for usually a one time transaction per website.

I AM SENDING YOU MY PHONE BILL.

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

Inventor of BitTorrent

Summer! Time to turn off the laptop and do something different than programming... wait...

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

Source r/ProgrammerHumor another yet interesting volume control. I call it the pumping one.

Interesting.

We have info screens around Danmark where companies can buy local ads. This happend yesterday..

Best volume control

The joke told itself

Does anyone​ else hates when people use a phone to take a picture of their screen instead of taking a screenshot?

When you SSH into a machine and then SSH back into yours, you know you are drunk.

Definitely should get one!

"Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing." - Dick Brandon

Can confirm that.

Hey, i want to make a game and i need some help, so I'm looking for a team.

What i need is:
2 programmers
3 graphics artists
2 level designers
1 music composer
2 dialog writers
1 web designer for page and forums
5 testers

What i will do, you ask? Well, I've got some really good ideas. I think the game should be like Final Fantasy, but bigger and better. I worked with RPG Maker for two months, but I'm best with ideas. I think my ideas would make some incred...

GO SHOVE YOUR IDEAS INTO YOUR ASS! The idea means nothing. I got an idea for the best game ever, right this morning while i was taking a SHIT!

Hobby teams need people who create content. And people who can do stuff will more likely work with someone who does stuff as well and has proven that he is able to get things done.

At least it's easy to debug.

Before and after wannacry, lol

What is Automation?

Option 1 : Make life easier
Option 2 : Make others jobless
Option 3 : Make yourself jobless

Everything is nothing.

We all have our favourites