The more someone talks about how code should be "self documenting" the less likely their code is to actually be "self documenting"

I was contacted by a recruiter for a job in company where I am already employed.

🤷‍♂️

Just updated my system to the new Plasma 5.21.
Of course, there was some shitty nvidia error again, but this time I actually found a solution, so everything went perfectly. And I am almost speechless.

The smoothness of the animations, scrolling in Firefox and everything in the system is overwhelming. It is running perfectly. The latency fixes really helped a lot and even with triple buffering enabled, you can't feel any input lag.

But yes, there is a but. Why are my taskbar icons so fucking big?? Like what the fuck happened there...

Who else has never seen Stackoverflow's homepage?
😂

Got this cool af pen drive from the company I an interning at. ✨🤩

Let's make this a cool pen drive thread!

did you update your footer year?

My native language is null

Does anyone else really dislike "foo", "bar" and "baz"? Because fuck me I do. My brain can't process that stuff, I need some actual real world context.

or, maybe i'm just dumb.

Disappointment is real.

That's True...

It's not a bug, it's a feature

When I'm going to lunch and someone starts talking about programming

When you caught yourself searching "Json Isaacs"...

And Java looks good.

I miss Picasa.

Confession: I like to listen to Disney Movie Soundtracks while I'm coding.

"You should blog as a developer."

Ain't nobody got time foh dat.

So my wife bought a really old android tablet (it's on gingerbread lol) so I've decided to bring it up to android pie, yes that means building a custom ROM, from scratch, for a 7 year old device. I will be documenting my progress and if I fail then at least it will be published research as the memory optimization in android pie is so much smoother now it should be good. If it fails I shall try to build android go to the device.

It's still got a 1.5ghz processor and 1gb of ram which should be fine so here's hoping.

firebase realtime database.. Why I didn't try this years before??

Many things will change now

You are team:

MyFunction {
}

Or

MyFunction
{

}

For me it's the first one.

When he teaches wrong so you correct him
* humble *

About to start the custom build ♥️🖥️♥️

I know people who need this!

When everything has been abstracted..
While I think it's encouraging to newcomers into the field of programming they should always strive to delve into the abstracted details.. The amount of complexity that we deal with 'infinite'.

Legend Says, "Over 2 Million Developers are having a problem exiting the Resturant.".

Made my day..😂😂

I identify with this far too much.

This joke never gets old.. :D

Anyone else think software was cooler in the 90s