Sad life :(

Employer: "You know Html5 and Css3??

Me: "Of course! And Javascript."

Employer: "GREAT! We develope WordPress."

Me: 😊😊😊👋💣

Happy 0x7E2.

pshht 🤫😄

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

I am migrating servers today

Always happening ....😂

The problem with C++ is that all of your friends can see your private parts.

Most common hack of all times😊

So, true..😜😜😜

Going to start tomorrow as a C++ Software Engineering Intern. This is my first time as a professional programmer.

More.Rants.Coming

Exit from Vim - Done! 😎

Wow! Finally devRant swag store is LIVE 😍 https://swag.devrant.io

Why he avoids thinking...

those people who take all the credit for your work!

when u spend 2 hours desperately trying to fix a bug. Give up, off the computer and get ready for bed. the moment you get comfortable and ready to sleep. You solve the problem mentally in ur head. Get back up, on the computer and continue coding.

When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

When your classmates don't even know how to code HTML and CSS effectively but they want to learn how to hack...

They think hacking is about breaking into other people's computers and stuff... sigh... the people I have to deal with...

Picture of the Day :D

Friday Eve: Closing eclipse project happily at work. Everything works sorta fine.

Monday morning: Opening eclipse project again. Everything is like i left it. "Main class could not be found."

What the fuck eclipse?

who remember this ?

Me using CSS to refurbish an old site...

import 'glasses.lib';

Math nerds do it better!

there's nothing we can do about that!

*You can't make this shit up*

Recruiter: Hi, I saw your profile on LinkedIn and I think I have a great programmer opportunity for you today! Can you tell me a little bit about your experience?

Me: Sure, I mostly work with JavaScript and C# and have several years of experience in designing, developing, and deploying enterprise-level applications in production environments.

Recruiter: Hmm, um OK. Have you ever created programs using InDesign or Microsoft Word?

Me: Excuse me?

Recruiter: You know, anything like pamphlets or event brochures?

Me: Are you talking about physical paper programs such as those that accompany events/conferences?!

Recruiter: Yes! What else would I be taking about?

Me: I'm in the software development industry, so I thought you were talking about programming in that context.

Recruiter: Oh no! Those positions are for the men, sweety. I mean, I wouldn't expect any women to know that other techy stuff...

*Hangs up*

Big names here on DevRant...

my problem yesterday, and probably today too.

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I have a small hobby.. T-Shirts.. I make them for myself sometimes, when I'm bored.. so.. I thought to myself.. If I don't get a T-shirt from devRant.. I'll make one myself))) I found myself making several designs.. Here's one example:
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When you find a problem you're trying to solve on stack overflow and it has no answers