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Friend: Hey, can you hack my (some website) account?
Me: Depends... What's your username?
Friend: (tells username)
Me: (clicks forgot password?)
Friend: I will give $10 if you do it. There is 2 factor authentication enabled.
Me: (silence) Ok.
Website: Please type the class number you were in in 4th grade.
Me: Hey, did you graduated BLAH elementary school?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Ahh, I remember. You moved to BLAH elementary school in what grade?
Friend: 4
Me: Hmmm, I don't remember seeing you. What class were you in?
Friend: 5
Me: Well, I now remember. Stupid me. (smirks)
Friend: Haha. (continues to play games beside me)
Me: (Types in 8)
Website: We sent you a password to blah@example.com
Me: (uhh, heads to example.com and clicks forget password?)
Email: Please type the class number you were in in 4th grade.
Me: (wtf is this, types 8)
Email: Please type the teacher's name when you were in in 4th grade.
Me: What was the teacher's name?
Friend: Huh?
Me: When you were in 4th grade.
Friend: Ahh! John Smith.
Me: Ahh, he was strict, right?
Friend: Yeah (continues to play games again)
Me: (Types in John Smith)
Email: Set a new password.
Me: (Types "youaresostupid")
Email: Done!
Me: (copies PLAIN TEXT password from email, logs in to website)
Me: Da-da!
Friend: (gasps)
Me: Money plz~
Friend: Nope.
Me: (wtf, then remembers i changed his email password) Fine then.

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1. There is 2 factor authentication enabled. : Got it?
2. The website sent plaintext password.
3. He is just pure idiot.
4. I didn't got the money.
5. I am now a h4x0r

I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.

sad story

Okay Google

True story? Idk, just made me laugh

Yep lol

Try if you can

This describes my feelings so well...

This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

[r/ProgrammerHumor] LOL! :D

Laughed more than I like to admit

Oh yeah 😂

LOL difference is clear

Every job interview question ever

This.

When you say "almost 2" instead of 1.7 because you're not sure your customers understand the decimal system.

Sir, please write a simple program, just a very basic one.

me: Writes Hello World in Python

Didnt get the job.

z-index so high this div will end up on my upstairs neighbor's phone

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

do math majors graduate with degrees or
radians?