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me: im tired of coding here

boss: then go home and code there

me: GREAT SEE U TOMORROW

boss: okay, tomorrow bring a pillow, slippers and food so you'll feel more comfy coding!

rant best boss wk122

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Are you moving to Gitlab?
Shocker: Gitlab is hosted on Microsoft Azure.

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To whoever stole my Microsoft Office license I will find and kill you!

You have my Word

joke/meme

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Product requirements created by PDM be like

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Looks like I'll be debugging for the next 20 years

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how do you migrate to production so fast?

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Developers clearly aren't the only ones struggling with proper naming!

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I know a few developers who do this 😂

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"Wireless Mouse"
Source: http://redd.it/5it4w9

undefined wireless mouse apple macbook

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I just noticed my file is named home.less
Poor

rant home.less homeless poor file

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Cable management goals 😀

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Be kind always.

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Human nature in a nutshell....

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I got my reward stress ball about a week ago, but it vanished within minutes of opening the package 😧

Today I found out who had taken it.

undefined kleptomaniac cat stress ball stressball

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When the new employee shows up with new ideas and is all excited to work there.

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That's a scary pumpkin

joke/meme halloween pumpkin

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Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux

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She: Do dates make you nervous?

He: Oh yes, especially when the client and server are in different timezones and I need to calculate the difference and they are in different formats and I mean why can’t everyone just use ISO8601, right?

She: Okay never mind bye..........

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When you're so into your project that you feel like peeing is a waste of time...

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Potential Employer: So your website does not seem to work well in Internet Explorer. A lot of employers might get annoyed with it.

Me: Yeah, I don't want them to hire me or even send me a message.

undefined fuck off internet explorer

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