Customer bought this in. They "turned on the wrong burner"

Facebook & Instagram be like this.

Windows things. Someone's antivirus had been expired.

When you say "almost 2" instead of 1.7 because you're not sure your customers understand the decimal system.

You know windows means.......

Where's the who write this code

Wtf! what is this?

Windows updates😂

Linux will be Linux.

It is bothersome that a college degree is more important than demonstrable skills.

"You're so smart! Where'd you go to college?"
"I didn't."

Very true..

Been watching a lot of lectures on YouTube. They usually talk too slow.

Linux user on a Windows machine: "ugh, this is terrible."
Windows user on a Linux machine: "I don't know what I'm doing."

How can I help you?
"my email isn't working"
What web browser do you use?
"Yahoo"
Err, okay, what's your email address and password?
"I don't have a password."

Programming when i'm alone and programming when someone fucking pass near by me.

Meanwhile MicroSoft windows update be like this

Who still uses vb

Users waiting for MS Windows to complete updates.

Dennis.....

You know what are the fucking programming languages which fucks you😁.
Dare to learn programming.

Learning Python with Python.

Home sweet home.

clearing of unwanted stuff in the warehouse, i got called for some "IT" stuff, not in the picture, the Win 3.1 installation "save icon"

Front end & back end

Me: "I'll get it done for you as soon as" possible.
Customer: "I hope it's sooner than possible."

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do you try this?

In the future

Root users.

When you are web developer.

For iPhone user who never understand what is android. What's customisation can do with android.

Who wanna try this?

🤣🤣🤣

When someone asks me answer in exams.

My first code review.

The girl u like........

Windows startup sound.

I hate printers.
I hate wireless printers even more.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Darwin theory of memory storage

When you finally accept that in order to write a game engine all your self, you not only have to be a programmer but a mathematician.

Alright. Time to hit the math books for a while.

Guyz which os do you love?

Code stealing experiment

Proud of became an programmer.

Programmer's first love

How's that feeling if Tux talk to you.

For linux lovers.

I spent 5 years as sole programmer on a Doom 3 total conversion. Joined the team as a shitty C programmer that didn't know C++, and just hit the books and got rid of the social life. The successful part is that we actually finished it.

It's just a game mod and my fist foray onto a new language, and current project will hopefully soon replace it as my biggest & best show of skill, but I'm still proud of it.

Customer puts laptop on counter and turns it on. It's not plugged in.
Customer: "So, do these things have batteries in them?"

It's because I'm still fixing those machines, Microsoft. I'm only one tech! Be patient, I still have 15% left to go. 🤣

When you go to drive.google.com and it loads a page with a botton that reads "Go To Google Drive". Didn't I just?

THANKS GOOGLE!

For Linux enthusiast.

Why windows you did this to me. It's very painful.

Should programmers start to wear this suit.

team is hiring interns and one candidate put “googling” on their resume as a skill - appreciate the honesty

For web developers

Windows always sucks.

Testing..

Very true

Windows...

Comment what type of people you are?

Not even fb account people asks can you hack facebook. WTF🤐.

Friends lets change your mood with this.

Hey Microsoft, I have news for you: hardware doesn't support software, software is supposed to support hardware.

What has the world come to?

X86 or X64. Well, from what I understand, there's no fucking X in front of 64. X86 refers to instruction sets for *86 professor architectures, not bits. Am I justified in this? Is "x64" willful mislabeling?

I am a scientist. A computer scientist.
I am an engineer. A software engineer.
My lack of a formal college degree does not negate these facts.

It does, however, contribute to the chip on my shoulder.

Fullstack Bluetooth in the cloud using a mainframe matrix and heatsinks for optimal parallel multiprocessing.

I hate buzzwords. And especially hate TV shows that try to sound smart.

😁😁😁😁😁

This post is stole from 9gag. I didn't watch infinity war till now. I don't know what that mean with Thanos but I liked it. So i wanna share it on devrant :/

This will kills your RAM.

C++ code written before current standards still complies and is just as maintainable, but every so often a new major change to the standard happens and I feel like all my code I wrote before last month or so now needs updated. "Range-based for" ALL THE THINGS. except I'm just retouching code and possibly adding bugs along the way.

Sometimes I just feel that my most mastered and beloved language suffers from a severe case of multiple personality disorder. As soon as I get to know it, it's suddenly somebody else.

Look what I found on Amazon.

Its for Windows's lover.

Noobs programmers.

I have a rule for maintaining sanity. It only works if you job doesn't have you on-call. And it saves me a of stress:

Don't think about work when you're not at work.

Linux lovers knows what its mean.

It bothers me that tablet/computer disassembly videos are trending toward being labelled "take-apart guides" instead of "disassembly guides"

git stash pop'd on wrong branch, hadn't realized it until after a bunch more work. Then continued screwing things up and unit tests are failing.

This is not a good coding day.

Look at this my university's WEB TECHNOLOGIES paper. It is totally full of crap and shitty questions.😅

Java sucks

It's always irked me that people can't RTFM simple things. But I've often just hacked my way through code, brute-forcing equations here and there until they work by trial and error. Nothing for an employer or anything, but nonetheless, I was not RTFMing. I was doing all the D and as little of the R as possible in R&D, just to save time. I'm trying to change that about myself. It's easier to implement systems when you properly understand them. No more hackery.

I suppose this rant was from me, about me.

I'm an alcoholic and a programmer. I don't drink when I'm programming so that I can focus. Programming is therefore good for my health.

Windows 10 updates. You'd think they could at least fucking make them not break systems completely. Linux runs on more hardware and doesn't have a fraction of these issues with patches. What the fuck? Is Microsoft intentionally breaking systems or are they really that fucking incompetent?

I really want my dev team to ask me to go to happy hour so I can suggest meeting at Foo Bar. Though, that may be why no one's asked..

It's a challenge working with people that aren't as competent as yourself. Having another programmer misunderstand some system's design and throw copypasta around; or an artist who wants to chime in on low-level system design. It's hard to communicate not only how things work, but that a person should stick to their designated role and competency - without bruising egos.

I haven't observed college to be all that effective at teaching CS. CS education is mostly acquired at the University of Google.com/search?q=%s

Question: exactly got how necessary is a degree anymore for programming positions?

At what point are you an expert in C++?

Herb Sutter's talk tilted "Back to Basics" (available on YouTube) contains the message "it's easy to forget that you're an expert" in the context of writing code that utilizes the latest complicated features of a language to squeeze out the last drop of performance.

So what makes someone an expert? Is it just writing production code? Is it groking the entire panel presented by a standards committee member? Is it contributing to the STL? Is it when you can write your own compiler while blindfolded and juggling rubber duckies in under 60 seconds?

What makes a person an expert in any language, for that matter?

When a Microsoft Surface Pro fails doing updates right out of the box, you know MS gives no shits about the quality of it's software.

Programmer And Task.

Inverting a 4x4 GL matrix is a traumatic experience.

I'll find you.