Its important to read the ToS

Hey man can you fix my tv, computer, toaster, phone, or hack this phone i found, can you hack me a wifi, can you make me a website/app i have a really good idea. (For free of course)
Hey man you only need a good idea for an app then become rich.
(Insert countless of other retarded requests here)

Someone kill me

I dont have a twitter

try {
RiskyFunction()
//a gazillion lines more
}
catch() {}

//Wow! The app is not breaking anymore!

"Any language is memory safe if you don't give a shit anymore"
- Tsoding

No man's sky: I can imagine the devs fighting management and marketing letting them know that what they were selling was bullshit and they be like 0 fucks given.

If weekdays were languages monday would be cobol

I just went to pee and I spent like 10 minutes reading devrant and I got paid for it.

Yes I pee sitting.

I hate you Internet Explorer. You can seriously go die in a fucking fire.

Them fart concerts in the bathroom after lunchtime

Anyone here here has used pluralsight? Really powerful platform for learning IT stuff, I have learned tons with it

A team blacklisted a series of words in order to prevent XSS. Obviously they failed terribly. Like they filtered 'alert(' and crap like that. Like a hacker is going to alert stuff using xss. I opened a bug to their team.

Feeling stupid as fuck in a group programming with our lead engineer (and Im the one driving). Tell me Im not useless :(

Oh my god I lost my stickers and I had only used one 😨

South Park saw the end of internet coming, just you wait.

i feel like a fucking failure, I am so tired of programming, i dont even like it anymore, and all my coworkers are programmer gods. I feel like a burden. Part of it might be imposter syndrome but for the most part its true.

Just wondering any of you has seen automated tests in a CI machine? Theyre not reliable enough to be running all the time because many times its just an empty error amd its tedious to investigate and wastes lots of time

Dat $15 dollar game maker humble bundle, I dont know if I will ever need it but damn it feels gud.

Getting back a task bc the code reviewer didnt like the formatting fml