Just got messaged by one of my customers. He buys a lot of scripts from me for his gambling website. He asked me to screw around a bit with the code so that of someone bets above $2500 they automatically lose. And they have a 50% chance of winning when they bet lower than 1000. He actually wanted to pay a lot of money but I declined the request, I don't want to screw around with scamming people.
I think i did the right thing? I don't care about the money though.

Not today!

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Ironic.

Boss: lets set the domain to <productName>1.com.

Me: ok ... why 1?

Boss: ... because its version 1 of the software.

Me: .....

Boss: People will get it

haha the best reply

Happy birthday Linux. Here's your cake.

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

Final year of my Comp Sci degree and mum still says I shouldn't study on the computer so much.

Last time I checked a sheet of paper doesn't compile C very well

Leaked Screenshot of Microsoft's LinkedIn 😀😀
Source : Reddit

Picture of the Day :D

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

poor IE!

Made our wifi password "********" so that when you click "Preview password" you see the same thing. Yes, I have a college degree and yes, that's probably the most clever thing I'll ever be able to do with it.

recruiters right now

The hardest decision in any devs day is what to name the variable

Explaining win zip to a client!

BusyBox knows how software development works

I don't judge other developers for not knowing or understanding a particular concept, I judge them for pretending like they do...

look guys I found the cloud

A project manager 😂

Can I get a ++ from all the lady developers on this app or from anyone who supports women in STEM? Signed, a fellow female engineer

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

*You can't make this shit up*

Recruiter: Hi, I saw your profile on LinkedIn and I think I have a great programmer opportunity for you today! Can you tell me a little bit about your experience?

Me: Sure, I mostly work with JavaScript and C# and have several years of experience in designing, developing, and deploying enterprise-level applications in production environments.

Recruiter: Hmm, um OK. Have you ever created programs using InDesign or Microsoft Word?

Me: Excuse me?

Recruiter: You know, anything like pamphlets or event brochures?

Me: Are you talking about physical paper programs such as those that accompany events/conferences?!

Recruiter: Yes! What else would I be taking about?

Me: I'm in the software development industry, so I thought you were talking about programming in that context.

Recruiter: Oh no! Those positions are for the men, sweety. I mean, I wouldn't expect any women to know that other techy stuff...

*Hangs up*

We want this <sarcasm> tag w3c 😀

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
— Rick Osborne