This one never gets old 😂

It's a never ending race

Well, he's not wrong

My laptop... when I am searching for best laptops

When you start to excel, people start to spreadsheet.

Please don't

Lol... Does cat still hate Mouse?

Hope, it is helpful

Perfect meme

Le JavaScript~

"10"+20+30 is "102030"
10+"20"+30 is "102030"
But ...
10+20+"30" is "3030"

One must love JavaScript

This man explaining equals in JavaScript deserves a reward

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

teenage me: "people asking me to help them with the printer or simple tasks are so annoying"
now: helps anyone with anything just to catch a break and get some validation

True that

When you give production access to the intern

To those who say game is not an art, we paint worlds with ones and zeros in real time that you can get lost in for hours. If this is not art, nothing is.

Asking a wise man: How did you learn patience?

Wise man: by building with gradle.

The guy who did android dev before me in the company i work for, didn't get paid for 2 months, so he moved all the project files he worked on to an empty partition and locked the drive with Windows' BitLocker. He didn't give the password until he was fully paid. I kinda respect that guy.

When you spend 4 hours writing that algo, then spend the same amount of time to celebrate

Css was developed by monkeys. I fucking hate how there is no organisation, laying out stuff requires too much work, there are billions of ways to do something. Aligning things in css actually has a web page dedicated to that, seriously, what the fuck????? I love doing backend and creating rest apis but for the love of god i cant stand css and front end in general🤦🤦🤦

Came in the mail today! Fuckin stoked to wear it to work on Monday!

No one:
Frontend Developer: "who fucking added margin here!"

No one:

Frontend developer: Frontend is more than just styling buttons

Was so bored.. I actually started to do. what I was suppose to do.

My bird fell asleep on the laptop while licking the shiny LENOVO logo.

BOYS ITS HERE

WE FINALLY GOT SPACE VACUUM IN PHOTO

Legends -> I: Interviewer

I: what is mvc architecture

Me: model.. view.. controller... and blah blah

I: mvc is not an architecture.. its a design pattern.. architecture is blah blah

I: srry U r rejected.. god bless you

Me: 😥😢

after 1hr

Me: googled 'Is mvc a design pattern or architectural pattern'

Google: shows stack overflow link

Stackoverflow: mvc is architectural pattern blah blah... accepted answer

Me: hopeless about my future

GOD BLESS THE INTERNET and SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS

I am always shocked how many people at work are not able to use Google efficently. No matter if experienced developers or graduates. They are not able to limit search results to a certain period of time, search in certain pages, for certain file types and so on. EVERY FUCKING search result gets clicked, although you can already see in the preview that it's absolute crap and not relevant at all. I could cry sometimes and the worst part is, that many of them don't want any help or suggestions.

Don't forget to drink and eat something!