My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Happy Halloween!

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

Been accepted to the Google Developer Challenge Scholarship 2017/2018 for Android Development! 😀

My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...

1. What is GitHub?

2. What is JSON?

3. What’s an array?

4. What is Get and what is Post?

5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?

6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.

7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.

8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?

9. What does NULL mean?

Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.

Fakin shyt for brains.

It's 2017, I've got a bird on my shoulder and a stressball on my desk, everything is alright.

( I should be working on that SQL statements I generated instead of writing them out right now)
Just one more thing
I ♥️ DevRant

We are in 2017! :)

Just tried to double tap a Facebook comment to "like" it.

First things after buying a new phone:
Unlock bootloader, install Lineage OS

Will they be taking our jobs now? 😂😂

devRant just hit 50,000 downloads on Android (fancy new store badge, yay!). Thank you everyone for being part of this community and spreading the good word! @dfox and I have some fun new features in the works, exciting times!

!rant

Got my birthday present from my girlfriend.. She just gets me😊

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

I don't use debuggers. I just stare down until the code confesses.

!rant

We just finished implementing a lot of features including notifications and emoji picker in "Post Rant" page! Big props to @Dacexi

Relevant Collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/

Sometimes I admire Linus Torvalds more for Git than for the Linux kernel.

Why does it feel like learning to code requires a building of endurance? Like training for a marathon, you have to build up to bigger and deeper learning sessions. Rewarding and frustrating at the same time.

Any game developers here?! I feel like there is only web devs -_-

The struggle

"How does your live chat work?"

That feeling when your program doesn't work but you somehow managed to do this.

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

God is one of us

—_😂_—

The bugs have learned to hide

My company just blocked devRant ip...

Well, now I need to use my own mobile data to procrastinate

Wow! Thank you for this wonderfully informative error message!

User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

It's fucking 4:30 am and i have been playing civilization 6 for the last 4 fucking hours. And the worst thing is tommorow(or today..!!?) is fucking monday. I am SCREWED.